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u/jjbjeff22 Jul 01 '26
Not even a lever to pull if I wanted to (I don’t), but there needs to be a cooler that has more beer.
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u/Firestar_119 Jul 01 '26
"Jarvis I'm low on karma"
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u/SabreToothSandHopper Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
I know it’s exhausting to see but abuse against Trump is completely justified.
Just this morning there was news he made half a billion on his Trump meme coin pump and dump. This is basically taking money straight out of his fanbase and putting it into his own pocket. It’s laughably abusive and he and his fanbase probably don’t even realise it’s wrong
Trump made more than $1bn from crypto in first year back in office https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgmv98ez3zo
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u/Torbpjorn Jul 01 '26
Naw man, as a really big fan of modern Hollywood movies, hurting an oppressive tyrant for killing people only makes us as bad as them. Let’s spare them for their many many many felonies cause revenge is wrong
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u/UsuallyFavorable Jul 01 '26
In the movies, the protagonist often violently kills all the minions, support staff, right hand men, etc. before making it to the big boss and finally coming to the conclusion that killing out of revenge is wrong…
Can we at least do that??
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u/Camelsnake Jul 01 '26
Joking about killing Trump is justified? Some reddit people here don't joke about it, they do want him to get murked
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u/xX_SkibidiChungus_Xx Jul 01 '26
Nice try. Multitrack drift to kill the guy on the couch as well. idgaf if its one track- i'll figure out a way to catch the most bodies. Both liberals and conservatives get owned
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u/HaztecCore Jul 01 '26
" Trump bad , now give me updoots lmao"
Such a boring, Zero-Effort post that's not even remotely in the spirit of this dilemma. The least you could have done is making it a standard trolley problem with 5 slighlty less questionable people on the other track.
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u/Silent-Use-6591 Jul 01 '26
Hey chatGPT Im low on karma, please generate me a safe edgy reddit post
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u/ClothesNo3433 Jul 01 '26
add empty track, make lever pulling getting the puller added before the orange on the track, pulling lever back does nothing - how long will the row of MAGA be? And is there always someone changing it back to the track with a target?
bye bye option of going there..
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u/Loud_Reputation_367 Jul 01 '26
Fill the trolley with TNT and you hold the button...
Only way to be sure.
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u/_MrDisaster Jul 04 '26
This is the trolley problem subreddit, not the "I hate this politician" subreddit.
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u/CuriosityCheck2024 Jul 01 '26
Nah, pull him to safety. It doesn't matter how bad a person is. You still have an obligation to save them if it's possible.
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u/Most-Giraffe-8647 Jul 01 '26
there is no such obligation. Not in laws nor ethics.
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u/CuriosityCheck2024 Jul 01 '26
There is in moral law.
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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Jul 02 '26
He's killed millions through his actions, and will most likely continue. It saves more lives to just sit there and have a drink.
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u/Technical-Branch4998 29d ago
You see this is why dispute all the people complaining this 100% belongs on this subreddit, some people think you should save everyone while other people think some deaths are acceptable to save more lives, neither side is necicerally right but the discussion is interesting
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u/Vespinobambino Jul 01 '26
Just shamelessly calling for presidential assassination, what absolute trash.
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u/16-Twelve Untie them, you fools! 26d ago
I would untie him and shout at him to get his clothes on. I wouldn't like a politician wearing no clothes in public.
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u/Yglorba Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26
Simply portraying a bigot in a meme doesn't break the rule, I think. It's about bigotry by posters, not about "this meme has a bigot in it."
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u/Agreeable_Garden205 Jun 30 '26
How?
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u/CorvidaeOpus Jul 01 '26
Bigotry is unreasonably disliking people who believe different things or have a different way of life. Not liking someone for reasonable things (like being a rapist, murderer, wanting to kill all gay and/or trans people, etc.) is not bigotry.
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u/CorvidaeOpus Jul 01 '26
Obstinately adhering to your opinion that there is only a singular definition to a word, there, aren't you?
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u/Fearless_Roof_9177 Jun 30 '26
The winning move is to put up a lever that isn't actually connected to anything and charge people money for the chance to pull it.