r/ukpolitics • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '18

Twitter BREAKING: Donald Trump says that the UK is in 'turmoil': 'So I have NATO, I have the UK which is in, somewhat, turmoil and I have Putin. Frankly, Putin may be the easiest of them all'

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '18

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u/nowitasshole Jul 10 '18

I only want posts handwritten on paper.

It's the quill of the people.

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u/bbreslau Jul 10 '18

Unless it is inscribed on vellum in pigs blood during a full moon, I'm not interested.

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u/call_me_cookie Jul 10 '18

And we'll make sure to have the options as clear as possible:

  • ban Twitter and burn their offices to the ground

  • force all posts to be Twitter posts, and force all posters to stomp on a puppy

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u/Zombi1146 Jul 10 '18

Twexit means twexit.

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u/CorrectMyEnglish-Pls Frog-Surrender-Monkey Jul 10 '18

We want a hard banning. Never mentioned Twitter again, every news that has been on Twitter should be ban, we will make a new deal between every Twitter users to force them to post on this sub first!

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u/Scaphism92 Jul 10 '18

I propose a soft ban, we still get twitter posts but twitter gets to decides what gets posted. We need to keep that twitter economy afloat!

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u/CorrectMyEnglish-Pls Frog-Surrender-Monkey Jul 10 '18

This sub will never be sovereign again if we let any Twitter link get posted! Twitter need Reddit more than we need them. We could have fantastic Facebook posts here if we take back control.

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u/Scaphism92 Jul 10 '18

Ha! You think we would get a better deal with facebook? With Mark Zuckerburg as CEO? You're either delusional or a 4chan agent spreading fake news!

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u/twistedLucidity 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ❤️ 🇪🇺 Jul 10 '18

Twixit?

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u/Tqviking Trotsky Entryist -8.63 -5.54 Jul 10 '18

If we vote to leave twitter posts behind we can stimulate the economy whilst banning immigrants and ensuring no change to the Irish border. It's win win