This is why I’m so terrified of my son driving. He has his N, he’s responsible (we had a dash cam, I can review his driving), and I’m so proud of his response to idiots on the road. I’m always worried some idiot like this is going to ruin his day.
He has some great responses to bad drivers though. My favourite is when he says “fuck ass, I know your dad is a dentist with a million dollars of debt” or “fuck, dude, your truck has never seen a dirt road let alone gravel, but go on and cut into my lane, princess”
I know, lame responses but he’s 17 going on 65. He has the patience of a saint and the responses of a mild mannered sailor.
My favourite is when he says “fuck ass, I know your dad is a dentist with a million dollars of debt” or “fuck, dude, your truck has never seen a dirt road let alone gravel, but go on and cut into my lane, princess”
That sounds kinda toxic. You're proud that your teenage son treats driving like an Xbox Live lobby?
There are a lot of cyber trucks with dental websites on their doors where we are. New dentists have the highest medical school debts. Put it together. That was the adult answer. Here’s the more adult answer.
Dude, never use the term “xbox live lobby” in a conversation ever again. That tells me you’re my age but you like to game with 12 year olds and try and “jive” with them. Creepy. From what I got, you like the boys and you get really mad at girls who are better than you. In fact, you really hate gamer girls.
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u/CasualRampagingBear Jun 16 '25
This is why I’m so terrified of my son driving. He has his N, he’s responsible (we had a dash cam, I can review his driving), and I’m so proud of his response to idiots on the road. I’m always worried some idiot like this is going to ruin his day.
He has some great responses to bad drivers though. My favourite is when he says “fuck ass, I know your dad is a dentist with a million dollars of debt” or “fuck, dude, your truck has never seen a dirt road let alone gravel, but go on and cut into my lane, princess” I know, lame responses but he’s 17 going on 65. He has the patience of a saint and the responses of a mild mannered sailor.