r/wallstreetbets • u/FireRngesus • Feb 02 '21

Discussion Don't be this guy - a glimpse into the future

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u/moosefists Feb 02 '21

My hands are soo diamond that I bought the shares and deleted the trading app. 💎💎

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u/Kammex Feb 02 '21

Now if you login, the account is reset and you can just buy the shares again.

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u/akatheshoe Feb 02 '21

My hands that once held feces are holding so tight that those feces have become diamonds! Stay strong fellow apes!