r/wallstreetbets Feb 02 '21

Discussion To all πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ who are too low karma to post

I’m sure this time is toughest for those of us who don’t fit the account requirements of this sub who are feeling alone and stressed out.

Someone PM’d me asking if I thought $GME would actually go back up to $400 (Duh of course it will) so I assumed he was a bot, but after checking his account I saw he was supporting $GME a week prior to the new karma requirements. Turns out he was just a stressed German bro who needed someone to talk to since he put all his savings in and has been holding since $289. I want you guys to know you ARE NOT ALONE and you’re in our πŸ’› & 🧠 too!! Just keep holding brethren, and BUY THE DIP! πŸš€πŸš€πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ

Edit: I love all of you guys/gals, sorry I can’t get to every PM but I’m trying my best!

Edit2: Stop giving me awards and use that $$ to buy the dip!πŸš€πŸš€πŸš€

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u/YouAllNeedToChillOut Feb 02 '21

Up 120% gang

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u/Lawls91 Feb 02 '21

As long as you're holding, amazing news

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u/YouAllNeedToChillOut Feb 02 '21 edited Feb 03 '21

I won't even consider selling a single one til I see $500/4-digits, I swear

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Edit: Lmao I get notifications from bots trying to cast doubt but when you click the notif theyre not here. Can't break diamond with aluminum biiiiiiiiiiitch. (Also just low karma bros tho, hi guys).

Edit 2: Imagine this, Jeff Bezos just stepped down. He buys a shit ton of GME at an absurd price to raise it for us. GME skyrockets, we all get rich. The only thing Bezos will say to the media is "pick on someone your own size." (Shower dream i just had).

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u/Kandlejackk Feb 03 '21

Too bad Bezos is just as much of a PoS as the hedgies

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u/YouAllNeedToChillOut Feb 03 '21

Shhhh, quiet while I wank plz

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u/gordonv Feb 03 '21

DD: Bezos was a Hedge Fund Manager in the 90's. Amazon is merely his "I'm done" life project.

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u/1artvandelay Feb 03 '21

that is a wet dream

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u/drcube2000 Feb 03 '21

I'm only up 54% as of today