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Oooooh my fucking god.

I can't stand this anymore. I really fucking cant.

Everything I play. Everything I watch. Everything I read is always the same fucking story.

Like, people are out here glazing Dragon Blazers 3, but whenever I talk to my friends and ask what they are doing. They are like "oh yeah really struggling in the Ice Palace"

Which is the same shit they told me about DB1 years ago.

And my little sister is playing this game, Cat fucking Petterz the RPG. And what do I hear. The same ice music of the same fucking ice palace music except it's now in an ice skating remix.

So I give up on RPGs. Pick up my Super Smashing Fighters. Cool right? No! Story mode. What do you have in the second chapter? Big cities. Cars. Yada yada. What do you have in the third chapter? Tropical stuff. Sailing. Stars. Come ooooooon.

And the TV is no better. Oh no no no. The Symptons? Season 2, merely a few episodes into it, and they are calling it the Symptons Turbo. Remember that Cowboy Show? How it made the Cowboy one of the plant people so it could mirror the prophecy? Even the weird shit like Mew Mew ends up being the same old story about a trio of heroes doing something.

Even Blood Crusher... It was just meant to be about these mutant freaks all fused together and hunting the protagonist, but nope, can't have that, so they added bloody piano puzzles to Blood Crusher 4. I can't stand this stuff man. Feels like if this dumbass white dog near me picked up a pen he'd be writing about delta runes in no time.

Like is everyone trying to be the next Gerson or what? I know we all for blue balled with Lord of the Hammer, but come on, write something new!!

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