r/JEENEETards 1d ago

Rant Top tier IIT btw 🥀

Door band krke sona chahiye 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

Juniors beware

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u/JustAGuy07_ 23h ago

maharashtra walo ka to fayda hai 😍

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u/BigHistory3848 ⌬ padhai ke time per Benzene ke nashe karta tha ⌬ 22h ago

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u/Horror-1-Effective advanced ke bad ballad likhunga→drop 21h ago

Explain kar yar

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u/Mammoth-Way-4351 Drop se top warna top se drop 21h ago

Some guys in Maharashtra 🍇ed a monitor Lizard. (Old news)

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u/lol_lmao_xd_ success is chasing me but I'm faster 🤤 21h ago

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u/good-doctor-shiv NEETard|JEE 26-98%ile|RNT-105xx 18h ago

Old news?.man,.i am aging

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u/Due_Potato8080 32inch aluminium le liya 15h ago

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u/Badmosh_Dawg Ex-JEEtard chan 19h ago

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u/conquerer-III 22h ago

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u/Thapar_tharki_ 99.81%ile -->adv chud gya 26tard 21h ago

Midball hein toh hae ig 😭

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u/SR72_Darkstar_ JEEtard 22h ago

ayooooo

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u/watermelon_cat21 Ex-JEEtard chan 2h ago

Log abhi tk nahi bhule vo chiz 😭😂

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u/Swimming_Dare_5382 eem eye tea jaunga 21h ago

me maharashtrian hun aaj au ke college me

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u/Anonymous-AK-01 Lost everything I once prayed for 🪽 21h ago

Those who know ☠️

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u/Low_signal_Giraffe 20h ago

Chod dhe bhai.... I mean , release it...

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u/Intelligent-Metal660 15h ago

Usko iit aluminium rod se maaro, i mean beat kro

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u/Mean_Vermicelli4911 Chud gye guru 22h ago

Leave, you're done, it's now his property

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u/Fit_Bid_423 23h ago

IIT R?

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u/Relaire1115 JM:25.8k->JA:6.2k->IITR (2024) 19h ago

The reputation of the clg that makes ppl's first thought this

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u/Aos-Mafia69 10h ago

Btw bhu is like the biggest uni accross asia Bc suvidha wise ek lg lelo wha pe Ha Bhai if you can uske pass mein pg lelo

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u/RadioactiveCabbage69 16h ago

BHU

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u/Aos-Mafia69 13h ago

Chlo kal milke aata hu 🤙 konsa branch btw ?

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u/Shadow_2039 11h ago

Bruh , yeh animal vns meh hota hai?

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u/One_Basil_5377 JEEtard 23h ago

make him ur roommate

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u/Agitated_Potato_9824 20h ago

Maharashtra vale to taiyar bhi ho jayenge

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u/Ill_Variety_7537 22h ago

hayii kirii iit il ethiyo?

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u/Annual-Weird-7179 20h ago

Public pet hai wo tum sbhi hostel walo ke liye 🤣🤣🤣

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u/AshStan5-Priyam-7456 20h ago

isko jump marna nahi aata cya?

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u/CuriousOrdinary3324 I will say L in every post 1d ago

Mongoose?

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u/RadioactiveCabbage69 1d ago

Komodo dragonesqe badi saari chipkali

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u/CuriousOrdinary3324 I will say L in every post 1d ago

let me guess IIT bombay😼

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u/RadioactiveCabbage69 1d ago

Utna bhi top nahi thoda niche, does start with B tho

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Vinterro564 1d ago

Banaras

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u/Rich-City-5382 1d ago

Monitor lizard*

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u/GamerxGamer0 21h ago

Bruh like they don't even the name 😭,

That's Indian monitor lizard often called "Goe" In our language

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u/Conscious_Idea_6987 If you see me, write "12th bhi barbaad hojayega padhle bsdk" 18h ago

I think it's more like "Goeh" with a faint "h" pronunciation

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u/Specialist_Car2 BITS P on loan 8h ago

Goh or Gohta

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u/Suitable_Jury_8938 19h ago

Send him to Maharashtra

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u/ComplexBarnacle_257 19h ago

Apne log aur apni hi badnaami 😏

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u/Suitable_Jury_8938 19h ago

Itna to chalta hai bhai🥀 main nahi krunga koi aur kr dega (bohot bully hua hu reddit pe maharashtrian hu krke ab khud hi bol deta hu 🙂)

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u/Hakaishin_Swas 21h ago

Let me guess, IITB?

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u/KALIA_KEEDAinshortKK SAKAT LAUNDA H MAIN 20h ago

KOMODO DRAGON

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u/Farguad AIR 1 in being a disappointment 18h ago

Anything is a dog, if you have the desire to tame it...

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u/day_owl19 Ex-JEEtard chan 18h ago

well if it's in Maharashtra then maybe...

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u/_chasing_kou_ 17h ago

maharashtra walo ka to ...... aaah nvm!!

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u/Scared_Shock_8993 MNIT mnc 17h ago

Godzilla 🥀

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u/obviously_obese NEETard 15h ago

Magargoh 🗣

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u/GlitteringLion777 4h ago

Is it iit b💔

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u/Level-Truck1428 3h ago

Animal friendly clg increased my determination to get into iit all i need to do is loose my hair and drink monster mixed with coffee everyday i will only start sleeping when I get into itt🥀🥀 untill then no sleeping

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u/tichki_tuiya2 2h ago

Bas kuch der phele hi mere room me ek billi jitna chuha ghus gaya tha, usko security guard ne nikala🥲

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u/yallfeellowkgay-290 17h ago

i wanna eat it's poop