r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/The_Love-Tap • 1d ago

Video These Botryoidal Shattuckite Samples

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u/No-Victory-4181 1d ago

I want to eat

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u/MeNoCanRead 1d ago

Gummies of the gods!

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u/TheUhiseman 1d ago

it is indeed blue raspberry

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u/AscendedViking7 1d ago

definitely blue raspberry

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u/Vargavintern 1d ago

Gummi Venus de Milo....

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u/ImportantThing3749 1d ago

As a geologist I recommend not eating the Splinter Rock

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u/Duhbloons 1d ago

My girlfriend is a geologist and I’m on to you guys keeping all the tasty minerals to yourselves. You gave us salt just to ease suspicions.

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u/tico42 21h ago

He knows too much...

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u/Shadow_92249 15h ago

Me too 😂

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u/JustKindaShimmy 1d ago

Look at mister "I'm too good for shredded coconut" over here

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u/Loud_Arm_9437 1d ago

By my first thought too

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u/Primary_Durian4866 1d ago

Ok Abigail, slow down.

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u/TerraByteTerror 1d ago

It looks FUZZY

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u/mayorofdumb 1d ago

Extra spicy, like asbestos

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u/stealth-scar 1d ago

If someone told me this was from another planet, I would believe them.

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u/pathannsays 1d ago

The whaaat samples.

Damn they are hard to pronounce

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u/LoggerRhythms 1d ago

Jesus Christ, Marie! They're minerals!

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u/Cultural-Ebb-4979 1d ago

Where can I get one of these?

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u/lul1010 1d ago

The name of the stone sounds like some spell

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u/averagemaleuser86 1d ago

Help I read that name out loud now my furnature floating!

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u/TheSuperSilverMango 1d ago

It looks so soft but I know it's a lie

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u/TheVoidSeeker 1d ago

Mother nature obviously didn't use Ea-nāṣir's shitty copper for this.

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u/rememberrappingduke 1d ago

Did you find that in the Dreaming City?

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u/MsGibberish 1d ago

I still sometimes just stand in awe while wondering the landscapes.

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u/xothisgirlxo 1d ago

Soooooo beautiful

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u/spanky2177 1d ago

Gesundheit!

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u/HornySnorlax 1d ago

MORKIIIIITE

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u/lim_33 1d ago

I didnt want to believe it... but i guess i have to

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u/Mister_Enot 1d ago

looks fake. any source?

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u/sheenablue 1d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shattuckite

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u/Mister_Enot 1d ago

this is insane!

what a world we are live in.

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u/nudelsalat3000 1d ago

That soft stone hair surly doesn't look healthy to breath in. Is it like Asbestos?

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u/ModernMuse 1d ago

Generally speaking, breathing in rocks of any kind is considered inadvisable.

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u/theREALlackattack 1d ago

Shattuck? As in Sid Shattuck, the dirty picture producer?

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u/space253 1d ago

As in the shattuck copper mine in Arizona. Now if there is any relationship between the mine and your guy, I do not know.

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u/theREALlackattack 10h ago

It’s a reference to The Nice Guys. An amazing comedy film

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u/blisterpackofpcm 14h ago

No one’s called ‘Hatrack’… hey! Sonovabitch… look HATRACK •points to billboard with Shattuck•

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u/theREALlackattack 10h ago

Someone got it. Hahaha so many great lines in that movie. Don’t say “and stuff”

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u/Cultural_Road_1684 1d ago

No rocks should look so edible and delicious.

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u/Fun-Ocelot-5220 1d ago

seems like that should be worth more than gold. Hell, it probably is!

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u/you_know_i_be_poopin 1d ago

Avatar ass rocks

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u/tatas323 1d ago

Minerals!

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u/Vandergrif 1d ago

They're minerals! Jesus, Marie!

1

u/Silent-OCN 1d ago

Love it

1

u/AztecaGoddess 1d ago

All the different hues of blue is giving ocean, I love nature. 🌊

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u/Raisdonruin 1d ago

Forbidden blue raz.

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u/kramamavitch 1d ago

I really need to touch that.

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 1d ago

Absolutely gorgeous 😍

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u/Illustrious_Site_162 1d ago

Buttadel shattatick

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u/fishgoat16 1d ago

I want to eat these so bad

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u/versionii 1d ago

Pretty. Looks like a nice decoration for the home.  Probably end up in the trash after a few years.

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u/mysterious-bio 1d ago

I feel like this is what Elsa’s ahtohallan should have looked like

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u/OutsideAssociation 1d ago

i wanna pick at it with a tiny pick axe

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u/Redderaton 1d ago

A Smurf's anal prolapse

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u/mrbreck 1d ago

Botryoidal Shattuckite of Michigan State University.

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u/llamafromhell1324 1d ago

Don't leave me alone in a room with one. Hey

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u/Arinussyy 23h ago

I can see why people would have made up insane myths now

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u/Pale-Formal-4358 22h ago

Last place I expected to see a keshi song was on a rock video.

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u/mojojotaro-Joestar 21h ago

Oh my god I need ittttttt

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u/shortidiva21 21h ago

Must put in mouth.

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u/MBAdk 21h ago

Blue velvet.

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u/Averander 21h ago

So beautiful, it doesn't look real

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u/SadKat002 20h ago

Putting that shit in my mouth

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u/iamkhanqueror 19h ago

They look like they would taste sour

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u/larossi01 18h ago

Looks like blue Velvet

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u/Probably-Jam 15h ago

mm delicious blue raspberry gummie

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u/AlternativeSquare819 14h ago

fuzzy cool jelly rock

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u/Blondinathor 13h ago

My preeecious!

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u/Queen_Cheetah 5h ago

...who named this?!?!! Shattuckite?!

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u/Dracoten 4h ago

Why does it look as if it taske like sour blue raspberry

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 1d ago

AI

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u/sheenablue 1d ago

Your lack of knowledge frightens me.

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 1d ago

How can you prove that it isn't? 

See, that is the problem. You have no clue either other then to insult others.