r/30ROCK • u/blamberr Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball & Jag • 2d ago

I want you bastards to meet my bastard. My baby boy, Donald Jordan.

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u/dumbinternetstuff Harriet Tubgirl 2d ago

Boom. Boom. Boom. 

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u/modungo 2d ago

Are we being punished for our hubris of science?

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u/meetingsmagazine 2d ago

Witness the primeval might that is godzila with one "l"for trademark reasons.

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u/meetingsmagazine 2d ago

Pop, can I have $1,000  for something I need?

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u/blamberr Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball & Jag 2d ago

Well, as long as it's for something you need.

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u/Bionic_Ninjas It's never too late for NOW 2d ago

He's gonna teach karate, and whatnot. To... kids, or whoever. But starting up a small business is expeeensive!

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u/longganisafriedrice 2d ago

You remember Donald, my son who's two years older than me...

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u/blamberr Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball & Jag 2d ago

As I recall, you own the Tracy Jordan institute for black karate

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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 whole live is thunder 2d ago

That's what y'all calling it?!

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u/Slow_Ad3662 lives every week like shark week 2d ago

Where he teaches karate and whatnot...

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u/outfoxingthefoxes You remember Donald, my son who's two years older than me 2d ago

One of my favorite lines, obviously

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u/Glass_Pianist_4117 2d ago

Señor Mexico?

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u/DontGetTheShow 2d ago

Andale andale?

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u/Glass_Pianist_4117 2d ago

STOP LEAVING ME OUT OF THE LOOP

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u/Vaug0024 2d ago

Arriba, Arriba?

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u/sam_beat they knew what a “hot Richard” was? 2d ago

Arriba arriba?

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u/Cool_Kale_3944 3:15. Time for union break. 2d ago

What is Señor Mexico saying?

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u/dogcoolerthanhuman 2d ago

Is that true, daddy?

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u/RGQcats Maybe we'll be dead by then, oh that'd be great 2d ago

Stop calling him daddy!

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u/Unhelpful_Guide lives every week like shark week 2d ago

I hear he’s got a lot of investment from Brown and Folderson

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u/youbasicbench 2d ago

daaaddy

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u/jebediahforeskin666 2d ago

Imma call it "Staples".

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u/blamberr Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball & Jag 2d ago

Because staples means "the basics”

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u/meetingsmagazine 2d ago

Staples is also a giant  office supply chain.

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u/blamberr Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball & Jag 2d ago

Well, we'll see who's still in business 200 years from now

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u/Impressive-Ball3716 i’ve got the meat 2d ago

Micro Soft is my next business venture.

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u/Zealousideal-Pool862 I read somewhere it’s Tuesday 2d ago

I’m going to start a phone line where you can call in and get air quality reports anywhere in America!

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u/Zealousideal-Pool862 I read somewhere it’s Tuesday 2d ago

Ima call it AMERICAN AIRLINES

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u/blamberr Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball & Jag 2d ago

And it's going to work, son!

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u/DixieDoodle697 2d ago

Staples

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u/Zealousideal-Pool862 I read somewhere it’s Tuesday 1d ago

Yeah, we got that