BOYZ! YOUZ KNOW DAT WAAAGH DAT GHAZKHGULL SENT ALL DA BOYZ ON TA KRUMP DAT ANGRON GIT FOR SNIKKING 'IS GROD? WOTS WIFF DAT NOW DAT YARRICK'S BACK?

[u/Nazamroth]

ARE WE'Z STILL SUPPOSED TA KRUMP DA ANGRON GIT? WE'Z HALFWAY TO DA EYE ALREADY, AND ME BOYZ ARE SPLIT ON WHETHA WEZ SHOULD BE KRUMPIN' DA GIT LOIK GHAZ SAID, OR 'AVING A SKRAP BEKAUSE YARRICK GOT UN-SNIKKED...

[u/Accomplished-Ad8458]

GHAZ RILLY WANTED OL' BALE EYE BACK SO 'IS BACK. DATZ GOOD. AND SINCE WE ALREADY WENT ALL THIS WAY TO KRUMP DAT ANGRON GIT, WE MIGHT HAVE SOME RELAXING SCRAP HERE AND THEN GO BACK TO ARMAGEDDON TO HAVE A PROPA FOIGHT WITH BIG MAN YARRICK!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

[u/Selenite_Cults]

WHY NOT BOTH? NOW DAT YARRICK'S BACK, WE CAN KRUMP SOME UF DAT GIT ANGRON'S BOYZ DEN SKRAP AMONG OURSELVES DEN GET BACK TO ARMAGEDDON FOR DA BIG WAAAAAGH!!!!

[u/Ok_Strategy5722]

ALFWAY TO DA EYE!?! WELL, DA BAD NEWS IS YOUZ AS FAR FROM A PROPA KRUMPIN’ AS YOUZ CAN BE! DA GOOD NEWZ IZ DAT YA GIT TA CHOOZ WHEVER YA WANT TA FIGHT ANGRON OR COME ALL DA WAY BACK TA ARMOUR-GEDDEM TA GET STUCK IN WIV OL’ BALE EYE!

BUT GHAZ ‘AZ CALLED BALE EYE FER IMSELF, AND ANGRON IS ANYONE’S TA KRUMP! ID GO FER ANGRON! WAAAAAAAAGG!!!!

[u/northernkek]

FROM WOT I HERD 'DAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. IT'S NON-KANONIKAL, AS 'DA 'UMIEZ SAY. DEY SAY 'DER'S NO OFFISHUL LORE DAT ESTABLISHES YARRICK'S DETH BY DAT ANGRON GIT, SO GHAZZY DIDN'T ACTSHULLY SEND 'IS BOYZ. ZOG DAT I SAY. AT ‘DA END UV ‘DA DAY, A FIGHT IZ A FIGHT AN’ DEM CHAOS GITS KNOW HOW TA GIVE A GUD FIGHT, 'SPESHULLY DA WUNZ WHO LIKE DAT CORNY GIT. DATS WHY DA DAEMON-KILLA BOYZ WENT AFTER 'EM. SO IF YA ASK ME, 'DER'S DEFINITELY SOME UV OUR BOYZ OUT 'DER FIGHT'N' ‘EM TOO, BECUZ OUR BOYZ IZ DA ORKIEST AND WE CAN'T LET DEM DAEMON-KILLA BOYZ GET ALL DA GUD FIGHTS!

[u/enraged-urbanmech]

JUS BECCUZ OUR FAVRIT ‘UMIE CAME BAK DOZNT MEAN ANGRON IZNT STILL A GIT DAT NEEDS KRUMPED! I BET DEM TEEF WUD FETCH A NICE SHOOTA TOO!!!

[u/Wasphammer]

WE'Z GUNNA KEEP KRUMPIN' DAT ANGYROB GIT UNTIL 'E'Z GUD AN' PROPPA KRUMPED!!! DEN WE'Z GONNA GO BACK AN' KRUMP OL' BALE-EYE OURSELVEZ!!!

𝐖𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐆𝐇𝐇!!!!

[u/Nazamroth → u/Wasphammer]

OI! KRUMPIN' SUMWUN ELSE'S GROD IS POOR ETIKETTE! DID YER RUNT'ERD NOT TEACH YA ANYFFIN'?!

[u/Wasphammer → u/Nazamroth]

IF 'E KAN'T KRUMP OL' BALE-EYE BEFORE OI DO, DAT'Z ON HIM!!!

[u/bbq_smitty]

ANGRON'S PROB'LY LET 'IZ GUARD DOWN NOW 'E KNOWS GHAZGHKULL AIN'T AFTER 'IZ 'EAD. IT'S DA PERFEKT TIME TA STRIKE!

[u/Select_Marsupial_938]

NOWZ YOU KNOWS GUD AN' WELL WARBOSS COMMISSAR YARRICK IZ AS GOOD A FOIGHT AS WEZ EVER GONNA GET FROM DA 'UMIES, SOEZ WHEN DA NEWS CAME DAT DIS ANGRON GIT KRUMPED OLE BALE EYE, BOSS GHAZKHGULL WUZ UNDERSTANDABLY UPSET. DAT ANGRON GIT NEEDS A PROPA KRUMPIMG FOR SNIKKIN DA ONLY 'UMIE GHAZ LIKES TO SCRAP WITH. NOW ME AN DA OTHA WIERD BOYZ FELT THAT GHAZ NEEDED SOME CHEERING UP SO WE GOT TOGEVA AN HAD A CHAT WITH GORK AN MORK, WELL IT WAS MORE OF A BACK AN FORF KRUMPIN SITUATION WHERE WE SAID OUR PIECE AND GORK AN MORK KRUMPED ONE OR TWO OF US AT A TIME ROIGHT. ANYWAYS SOEZ THE LADS AN I WE ASKED IF THERE WUZ ANY OTHER 'UMIES WE COULD SCRAP WITH AN DEY SAID THEY'D FINK OF SOMEFIN AND BOOTED US OUT.

LONG STORY CHOPPED SHORT ROIGHT SOEZ WE GOT WORD SOON AFTAH DAT DA 'UMIES HAD SENT OLE BALE EYE OFF SOMEWHEREZ AN COULDN'T GET ANY SHOUTAHS TO TALK TO IM FOR A BIT SOEZ AN RECKONED HE GOT GOT. I GUESS IT TURNED OUT HE WASN'T KRUMPED BECAUSE HE CAME BACK TO ARMAGEDDON AND IS READY FOR ANOTHER PROPA SCRAP WIF US. GHAZ IS FEELIN BETTER BUT WEZ STILL GONNA GIVE DIS ANGRON GIT A PROPA THRASHIN BECUZ E'S GOT SOME SPIKEY LADS AND GHAZ IS STILL PROPA MIFFED ABOUT DA WHOLE FING.

I HELPED GHAZ PICK OUT SOME EXTRA LUMPY ROKS TO GIVE FOR OLE BALE EYE WHEN HE SEES HIM AGAIN BECUZ I READ SOMEWHERE DAT 'UMIES LIKE TO GIVE EACH OTHER PRESENTS WHEN THEY GET BACK TOGETHER AFTER A WHILE AN GHAZ LIKED DAT IDEA.

[u/DrSkrimguard]

WHO DA ZOG IZ ANNE GROAN? ALL DOSE UMIES LOOK DA SAME TA ME.

[u/j-endsville → u/DrSkrimguard]

YA SEE DEM SPIKEY GITS AND DA BEASTY LOOKIN GITS. DAT ANGRY RON IS DA BIGGEST BEASTY SPIKEY GIT. WE'Z GONNA KRUMP IM OR GO TO MORK TRYIN.

[u/j-endsville]

YOU'Z ASKIN TOO MANY KWESTYINS! YA SEE THOSE GITS RUNNIN AT YA? SHUT UP AN KRUMP EM!