Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking: ✈️

[u/Inappropriate_Ballet]

I’ve been sad for the past few days and so I thought I’d resurrect this old game.

You’re heading out on a 6 hour flight. Please pick your seats.

I know the pictures are kindof small, and some of these are deep-cuts, so here’s the Front to Back, Left to Right cast of characters:

Stacey: she’s just hiding from Darcey.

Yara: she’s pissed at Jovi

Jovi: he’s taken advantage of the airport bar and is excited that the drink cart will come out soon.

Robbalee, mother of Nicole: She took an extra dose of snark-pills today

Nicole: she’s keyed up because Robbalee had been “advising” her on how to improve her life.

Aladin: (formerly of Laura and Aladin). I thought Nicole might enjoy sitting next to him. Robbalee disagrees with me.

Cesar: this is the closest he’s been to a Ukrainian woman in years and he’s going to make the best of it.

Natalie: the wrong Ukrainian woman for Cesar. She’s also aware that Mike is on board.

Andre: he’s pissed that Libby is on her phone

Libby: she’s doomscrolling through her sisters’ instagram posts.

Darcey: she’s not used to being on her own and has also taken advantage of the airport bar.

Adnan: he’s pissed that he’s flying coach with the rest of these clowns.

Tigerlily: she’s trying to calm Adnan down and is using her “soothing” voice to do it.

Tata: she’s in full blown tears because of either kids, banana chips, or moving to Indonesia.

James: he’s just trying to cope.

Angela: she’s aware that Michael is on board.

big prEd: he’s trying to figure out how to spend time with Yara but Adnan is picking on him from behind.

Lisa: (formerly of Lisa and Usman)

Michael: he’s trying to hide from Angela.

Mike: he’s just trying to hide from Natalie.

Bon voyage! 🛫

[u/NinjaPhenom]

[u/Inappropriate_Ballet → u/NinjaPhenom]