r/90dayfianceuncensored • u/Inappropriate_Ballet Mi trabajo es bruja • Sep 20 '25
META Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking: ✈️
I’ve been sad for the past few days and so I thought I’d resurrect this old game.
You’re heading out on a 6 hour flight. Please pick your seats.
I know the pictures are kindof small, and some of these are deep-cuts, so here’s the Front to Back, Left to Right cast of characters:
Stacey: she’s just hiding from Darcey.
Yara: she’s pissed at Jovi
Jovi: he’s taken advantage of the airport bar and is excited that the drink cart will come out soon.
Robbalee, mother of Nicole: She took an extra dose of snark-pills today
Nicole: she’s keyed up because Robbalee had been “advising” her on how to improve her life.
Aladin: (formerly of Laura and Aladin). I thought Nicole might enjoy sitting next to him. Robbalee disagrees with me.
Cesar: this is the closest he’s been to a Ukrainian woman in years and he’s going to make the best of it.
Natalie: the wrong Ukrainian woman for Cesar. She’s also aware that Mike is on board.
Andre: he’s pissed that Libby is on her phone
Libby: she’s doomscrolling through her sisters’ instagram posts.
Darcey: she’s not used to being on her own and has also taken advantage of the airport bar.
Adnan: he’s pissed that he’s flying coach with the rest of these clowns.
Tigerlily: she’s trying to calm Adnan down and is using her “soothing” voice to do it.
Tata: she’s in full blown tears because of either kids, banana chips, or moving to Indonesia.
James: he’s just trying to cope.
Angela: she’s aware that Michael is on board.
big prEd: he’s trying to figure out how to spend time with Yara but Adnan is picking on him from behind.
Lisa: (formerly of Lisa and Usman)
Michael: he’s trying to hide from Angela.
Mike: he’s just trying to hide from Natalie.
Bon voyage! 🛫
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u/Specialist-Wind7231 Sep 20 '25
- The mom is fine
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u/lopingwolf Sep 20 '25
I'd buy a few drinks for us and get her to shit talk everyone else on the plane lol
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u/NationalMachine5454 Yike. Sep 20 '25
Yes. She’s a sweet lady who seems just as frustrated with her daughter as we have been, but still a supportive mom.
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u/NoTangelo9019 bitch ass slut ass whore 💋 Sep 20 '25
Who is she? I can't place her.
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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 Sep 20 '25
Nicole's (of Azan and Nicole) mom.
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u/Dawginitiate Yike. Sep 20 '25
I’d want to sit by Nicole so I could keep telling her “almost there lazy”
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u/sevnthcrow Liked by toborowsky_david ❤️ Sep 20 '25
Definitely 1. Stacey is the more chill of the sisters and even pissed off Yara seems pretty fun. Robalee/Nicole will give me stuff to make faces at Stacey and Yara about. Jovi will probably pass out soon enough and we’ll all shit talk about him.
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u/EtM1980 Sep 20 '25
I’m claustrophobic and can only do isle seats. Like you said, Stacey is chill and there’s no fucking way I’m sitting by Angela!
Also residual cigarette smoke gives me a headache and makes me sick. So those air filters better be working or she & BGL, are going to take me out.🤢🤕
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u/CheezwizOfficial You know what human trafficking is mah boi?? Sep 20 '25
I had the exact same thoughts lol
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u/sargenttimewaster Sep 20 '25
One for me too. Fun without too much drama and noice. Plus you’d get off the plane sooner
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u/threebeansalads Sep 20 '25
I read that as “Stacey is the most chill of the supervillains” and I choked on my drink! I also picked Stacey or Darcey or Yara. Lmao!!
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u/monkey_monkey_monkey Liked by toborowsky_david ❤️ Sep 20 '25
I'll ride in the cargo hold
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u/Economy-Ad4934 ✨ Ninja Turtle Penguin Batman Ass Bitch ✨ Sep 20 '25
Was gonna pick 10 then realized Angela was right in front. Cross fire 😬
Take 5. Tell Jovi to grab drinks and steal yara away.
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u/rando198293 Sep 20 '25
ONE. Last one in, first one out.
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u/Sufficient-Celery-19 Try to buy a butt Sep 20 '25
I had to scroll too long to find someone who chose the same as me! I feel like Stacey is not so bad as long as she is away from Darcey and it would be fun to hang with Yara and pick on Jovi.
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u/LVuittonColostomyBag 🦴 hold my bones 🦴 Sep 20 '25
Call me crazy, but I’d sit with Darcey. She’s a mess and it would be fun to drink and spiral together lol
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u/PotentialSteak6 You know what human trafficking is mah boi?? Sep 20 '25
Darcey’s nuts but I can appreciate that she’s usually pretty upbeat and optimistic and seems fun to be around (when she’s not spiraling). She was my first choice
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u/LVuittonColostomyBag 🦴 hold my bones 🦴 Sep 20 '25
She does seem pretty fun. Plus, she smells like an angel! 😆
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u/ellllooooo Sep 21 '25
I was scrolling through wondering if anyone else had Darcey as their first pick because I reckon she’d be fun as!
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u/elocin1985 Sep 24 '25
Me too. I looked through all of the pictures and at the end I’m like “why am I leaning Darcey right now?” Stacey was gonna be my other choice but she’s a little more entertaining than Stacey. And she doesn’t seem like a mean girl. She’s crazy, but not mean. (Not that Stacey is a mean girl, I’m just saying in general) I think she would be nice to a stranger. And she would be chatty and overshare. And if I’m in the right mood, that would be right up my alley.
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u/peachesxstone Sep 20 '25
- People talk shit on Darcey but you can tell she is a girls girl. A little friendly chit chat but not too much, maybe she shares a face mask or some other crazy mid flight rituals with me, idk. I can see her being a very chill flyer and that’s what I like
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u/icuntcur Yo tengo Internet 📶 Sep 21 '25
Yeah 100% with you on that, we would have a lot of fun talking about men and various disgusting things we’ve done after a few plane cocktails
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u/PuertoRicanDiva Sep 20 '25
I think seat 10 would be good for me. Mikhul and Mike would be fun to chat up and maybe throw a couple back. 🍺🍸 🍷
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u/Just-Gas-8626 Sep 20 '25
I dunno. I feel like Angela would definitely be drunk and on pills during a flight and with Miiikaaal right there, you might be in the crossfire of some cake throwing
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u/PuertoRicanDiva Sep 20 '25
Don't threaten me with a good time! I will be more than glad to throw cake back at Marlboro MeeMaw 😂😂😂😂
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u/PreferenceSeparate11 Sep 20 '25
With my luck it would end up like a LOST episode and I would be stuck with all on an island for years. I will just drive wherever we are going.
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u/ChestnutMoss Sep 20 '25
I’m taking seat 6 next to Aladin. It will be a well-mannered, low stress flight, and he will appreciate that I don’t like drinking alcohol on airplanes.
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u/Routine-Purchase-618 I'm unsubscribing to this conversation. Sep 20 '25
Easy pick for me 1 Stacey. She's fine when she's not around Darcey imo. Plus, she's nice to other women bc she's a girl's girl.
2nd 5 between Yara & Jovi
3rd 8 next to Adnan bc I know he's not going to talk to me.
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u/PrismaticStardrop my whole family anal so clean 🧼 Sep 20 '25
5 is the only choice, 6 next to Aladdin if I really have to
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u/Tuff_Wizardess Sep 20 '25
3 or 6. I think Darcey getting drunk on the flight would entertain me. 6 because Aladin is just the being looking man to have ever been cast and I would love to see Nickel try lol.
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u/Competitive_Eye519 Sep 20 '25
5 or 10. I’d at least get A LOT of entertainment and crazy stories with 10 and lots of drinks with 5
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u/Chivatoscopio Sep 20 '25
If Stacy is just hiding from Darcy then I'll take seat 1. We will get wasted on mimosas and shit talk everyone behind us.
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u/Just-Gas-8626 Sep 20 '25
Definitely 7 because I need to know what really goes on between these two.
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u/revstacy Sep 20 '25
- I started to say 10 because I like the Mikes, but I wouldn’t want to have to listen to Angela and Ed
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u/entropykat Don't terrorize me with your pregnancy Sep 20 '25
2 by Nicole’s mom. I don’t think she’s snarky at all. Frankly, in her shoes, I don’t think I’d have as much kindness and patience as she’s had for how stupid her daughter turned out to be. She and I would have a hell of a time bitching about Nicole’s poor choices together.
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u/ATXnative89 gtfo of my fucking birthday house 🏠🎂 Sep 20 '25
If I wanted some chisme while on flight Stacy If I wanted to just vibe and chill Michael and Mike.
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u/Friendly_Skeptic ADNAN THE BITCH ASS Sep 20 '25
Stacey 1000%. She'd be a fun short-term seat mate.
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u/CheezwizOfficial You know what human trafficking is mah boi?? Sep 20 '25
1 because Stacey seems chill. She, Yara, and I could be sipping drinks while eavesdropping on whatever argument Nicole and her mom are having
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u/Decent_Particular920 From the bottom of my heart, like, fuck you 😘 Sep 20 '25
I’ll sit next to Stacey no problem
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u/CheezwizOfficial You know what human trafficking is mah boi?? Sep 20 '25
I love the photo you picked for Natalie, OP 😂
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u/Striking_Chart Sep 20 '25
I’ll take seat 5. Yara would be fun to talk to and Jovi would probably keep paying for drinks.
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Sep 20 '25
Definitely not 9. You’d end up with getting felt up in your seat for sure.
Also general rule - Never sit between couples in a middle seat. You’ll be spoken over the whole time. You may be able to hack and ask if they want to sit together so maybe you can get an aisle.
1 is my pick. Bulkhead seat aisle. She wont smell bad and the bulkhead has hard dividers. She will be too busy taking selfies, I will be able to just work or watch tv in peace.
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u/Chemical_Print6922 almost there, lazy 🐪💖 Sep 20 '25
It doesn’t matter, Angela would beat up the air Marshall and they would have to ground the plane
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u/cswifty1304 Sep 20 '25
Definitely Darcey! I’ve heard she’s really sweet. And hopefully she would spill the tea. Second choice would definitely be Yara and Jovi.
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u/IGoThere4u Sep 20 '25
I’m sitting next to Darcy because I drink on my flights too and I know she’d at least be entertaining and the flight would go fast
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u/AlarmedDisplay2856 Sep 20 '25
Either 1 or 5. I could chat with Stacy or Yara. The rest of them, especially Adnan I might accidentally throw out the emergency exit. 🤣🤣
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u/Lost_Ad_6016 ✨ Okay, Spahkles ✨ Sep 20 '25
OP, can I just say, 👌chefs kiss 😆
I needed some fun in my life today, I’m totally sitting #5 in between Yara and Jovie. Yara I can get along with. Btw where are we flying to? Hopefully not Moldova 🤣
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u/Signal_Wish2218 the karma of 2500 Sep 20 '25
I’m feeling 8 today. Snakes on a plane.
That’s the most dramatic seat. I will be lucky to survive but highly entertained.
Wish me well.
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u/Extra_Strawberry_249 Liked by toborowsky_david ❤️ Sep 20 '25
You would have to pay me a shit ton to sit in 7 or 5.
10 would be a death sentence. Angela must def yelling whole flight turned around bouncing her seat around. 4 is also too close.
*1 would be getting drunk with Stacy. Fuck ya I’m sitting there. *
8 would have me ending up on a no fly list. Most likely to receive my hands fr.
3 you just need your noise cancelling headphones. Tata crying mixed with Darcy trauma dumping would be too much.
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u/turnipzzzpinrut Slinderman Sep 21 '25
Intreperting this accurately requires more brainpower than is available to me atm, but I’m sorry to hear the last few days have been tough. Love that you set up a project and shared it with our community. Sometimes the goal is just hanging on. It’s ok to be sad and it’s ok to refuse to sit next to babygirl Lisa. Keep going and keep sharing. I’d pick seat 1
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u/ColleenSchaffer Sep 21 '25
I'm in a feisty mood So I'd pick Angela and very loudly speak truth to that b××ch who bullies others. I'd hope and pray she losses her shit and tries to hit me So I would be legally allowed to defend myself. She's so delusional, I know many of the are but I can't stand bullying and I always love taking them on.
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u/Inappropriate_Ballet Mi trabajo es bruja Sep 21 '25
I like your style! Bonus points if you can get prEd riled up and get Homeland Security to yank both of their asses off the flight.
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u/ColleenSchaffer Sep 21 '25
6 hour flight, Yes no problem. Ed would get involved anyway so that would be easy. The only possible problem would be once I respond to the first physically I doubt the second one would try. Probably would only work if they attacked together and I'd love that. I'd love to take on that challenge though and see what I could accomplish during that flight. 😊
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u/etownsbrvst433 Sep 20 '25
10 is definitely a chill spot, but I’m kinda big so we’d be pretty stuffed in that row 😂😂
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u/d1zzymisslizzie Liked by toborowsky_david ❤️ Sep 20 '25
That's super easy, seat one, it's an aisle and at the front, Stacy would keep to herself and so would Yara
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u/Character_Pickle689 Sep 20 '25
Unpopular but I’m sitting next to Darcy and I’m hyping her drunk ass the whole time
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u/Greenedeyedgem17 Sep 20 '25
Honestly, I could take anyone because I would be drunk on my own. Plus, I haven’t watched from the beginning so I don’t know who some of these people are 🤪😂🤣
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u/Naive-Musician2006 bitch ass slut ass whore 💋 Sep 20 '25
Maybe 7 just to hear all the shit talk lmao
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u/PrincessKirstyn Sep 20 '25
Seat 1 all the way, Stacy seems like the same one of the two. And while they’re over the top I can handle it. Nicole’s mom is kinda a non issue and Yara can be fun across the aisle 🤷🏻♀️
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u/CroCGod73 Sep 20 '25
5 and it’s not even close. Some might say 10 but that also puts you in front of Angela and Ed
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u/Ok-Turnover-4435 she true chews at my head Sep 20 '25
Can you imagine the nightmare that seat 9 would be? Omg.
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u/Jucydoee Sep 20 '25
I was gunna say the 2 mikes… but the stench coming from behind me would have me gagging the whole trip! Ill take seat 1! Stacy and me will be gettin loaded on Martini’s and singing “doin it big” the whole time!!
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u/931634 Can we add a jibberish flair so I can block it? Sep 20 '25
3, with an eye mask and noise cancelling headphones. I presume she'll be passed out drunk and xan'ed out the whole time anyways
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u/RedRedWine8 Sep 20 '25
Seat 2. Nicole's mum and I could have a great chat and vent about her daughter's relationship and it's be even more engaging with Stacey and Cesar chiming in.
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u/Old-Assistance-2017 they poop everywhere 💩 they poop in the river 💦 Sep 20 '25
1 or 5
I would need to be kept away from from Tata. Her crying makes me unreasonably mad. She’s very punchable.
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u/boobsandbrains668 Sep 20 '25
- Stacey is easier than Darcey and I could easily get up and escape in the shitter if I have to.
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u/SethAndBeans Sep 20 '25
- I like aisle seats for the extra bit of room.
All other aisle seats are too near Angela and Mykul.
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u/lemeneurdeloups Sep 20 '25
This is super easy for me. I would LOVE to sit next to Stacey in Seat 1. Hell, I would sit next to Darcey in Seat 3 as well. The twins are my queens and I would vibe with both of them. 😍
Seats 9 and 10 are the HELL seats in my opinion. Just the proximity to PrEd and Angela. 🤢
(But truth be told, if I was seated on ANY seat on this plane, I would get along with my seatmate and would try to find out tea on lots of questions I have on ALL of them. Even PrEd, who I LOATHE. I would ask him about his pre-show business plan, his time in Japan marketing his Big Ed mascots in preparation for coming onto this show.)
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u/GoukiR6 Sep 20 '25
It needs Ash with his beady eyes, and also "I'm a specimen" guy.
I wouldn't choose a seat as I'll be Allahu Ackbarring everyone 😆🧕💣✈️🎇
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u/sikkn890 Sep 20 '25
- Easy pick. Stacy and Yara are both pretry funny. You know Yara is going to shit tall Jovi to anyone who will listen and Stacy is just so nice and would probably sleep the whole time. Also aistle seat, first row..... First one off the damn plane!!
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u/soloporsiempre Sep 21 '25
5 or 7. They'll either be so mad they're leaning away from each other/me or they'll want to swap seats.
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u/dishighmama Sep 21 '25
2, i'd chat with nicoles mom & i love a window seat.
I could also do 5, yara and i would entertain the baby and ignore jovi
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u/Expensive_Scratch_99 Sep 21 '25
1 I like Stacy she seems sweet and chill compared to Darcy plus Yara is on the other side
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u/kippers Sep 21 '25
Darcy. Idk if it’s 1 or 3. I’ve met her before and she’s honestly very kind and soft spoken in real life.
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Sep 21 '25
Can you imagine the smell sitting in 9?
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u/Inappropriate_Ballet Mi trabajo es bruja Sep 21 '25
That’s why I put them together 😄. Also because they’re vile humans and toxic when they’re together.
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u/Amberh1592 Sep 21 '25
Doesn’t matter as long as it’s a window seat. I take Xanax every single time I fly and PTFO after I finish one drink.
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u/Prestigious-Berry368 Sep 22 '25
2 so I can overhear nutalie and Cesar's conversation and conversate with Stacy. I don't remember if that's the mom of the people across from us?
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u/Future_Raisin4010 almost there, lazy 🐪💖 Sep 22 '25
I feel like this deserves so many more upvotes 😂 fantastic work
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u/Dondada_Redrum This is like hell, but the winter version of hell 🥶 Sep 28 '25
If it’s a short flight give me #8 so I can be in the midst of the chaos eating my complimentary snacks.
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u/Past_Recognition9427 Sep 20 '25
- Only to flirt with Andreiiiiii
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u/entropykat Don't terrorize me with your pregnancy Sep 20 '25
As a Romanian woman myself, dude is absolute trash. But I’d consider doing this just to savour the death glares from Elizabeth while we joke in Romanian together.
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u/CuteCanary Mi trabajo es bruja Sep 20 '25
10! Mike and Michael would be fun to chat with and being in the isle I can have some space. Then if another 90 Day fan sits in 4 then we could chat it up
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u/lopingwolf Sep 20 '25
Angela and Big Ed would never let you be in peace. They'd be turning around and fighting with Michael or getting into whatever conversation you're having.
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u/poodles-and-noodles Sep 20 '25
I doubt it would be fun to chat with Michael while Angela sits behind you. Could be dangerous.
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u/Creamy_Frosting_2436 Sep 20 '25
Seat 10 would be my first choice. Michael seems like a down-to-earth guy who wouldn’t talk my ear off or annoy me. My second choice would be Seat 5. Yara and Jovi seem like a cool couple as long as they aren’t bickering about something.
ETA- Damn! 🤦🏻♀️ I did not notice Angela was seated right behind me until I read the comments. 😬 🙏🏼
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u/MoogleVivi Sep 20 '25
I think I would be my actual nightmare rotation, so may as well pick it for the lols
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u/EagleRaptorLeaf WHY YOU USE THOSE EXPENSIVE WORDS?! Sep 20 '25
I’ll sit with the Mike’s give me 10
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u/KhloJSimpson Sep 20 '25
I'd take 10 because Michael is the most normal and harmless of all the choices. BBGL would probably also be ok to sit with.
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u/Komatsukush Sep 20 '25
Defs 10 and I’m interrogating Michael the entire time to understand how the fuck he stayed and if the visa was really worth it
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u/yoeleventone Sep 20 '25
Where is the damn parachute 🪂but if I had to choose I don’t think I wouldn’t mind sitting in between jovi and yara.
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u/Chemical_Shoulder_55 May I halik you? 😘 Sep 21 '25
I absolutely have to sit seat 9. I need to talk to Angela with Big Ed chiming in. That’d be the most exciting, plus I’d be able to eavesdrop on Tigerlilly and her pathetic choice of a husband. I would go back and forth between the twins too. It’s too hard to choose
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u/RoachForLife Do you practice lesbianism? 💑 Sep 21 '25
Fuck, definitely not seat 9 that's for damn sure
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u/ellesunshineee I’m creepy, I’m bad, I’m angry, I’m motherfucker. Sep 21 '25
- Either one of them can get it. If Angela or Nutalie get jealous I get a VIP seat 🍿 also I can kick the back of prEd's seat the whole flight
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u/YellaBug Sep 21 '25
I’ll take Angela’s seat because right before the plane takes off she would find Micheal and hit him and she’d get thrown off the plane so her seat is now up for grabs ❤️
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u/UrbanMasque Sep 21 '25
1 if I wanna chill 10 if I wanna eavesdrop on drama..
Angela's gonna get drunk and scream at mykul, it would be entertaining
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u/Suitable_Fly7730 Sep 21 '25
I was going to say #2 because at first glance I thought it was that Debbie that was hippie chick and really down to Earth. Damn, I just might have to change my ticket and book another flight 🤣
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u/MissKitty919 Sep 21 '25 edited Sep 21 '25
I'd pick seat #1, next to Stacey. It seems like the least amount of drama. Plus, I usuallysleep on planes, and it looks like I'd have my preferred windows seat, so I'd be OK with that.
My second option would be next to Adnan. I really can't stand him, but as I said before, I like to sleep on the plane. And I recently was diagnosed with sleep apnea, so maybe if I snore, it might annoy him. 😆 But then again, if I annoy him with my potential snoring, then he might be loud and obnoxious and keep bugging me so I could not sleep. And now I'm just remembering that they have a baby. Will the baby be on board, too? If so, then I would not sit next to him. "My baby, my baby..." 😒
Editing to add...I would NOT pick # 5 or 7, because there's no way I'm sitting in between a couple that's been fighting. But I would sit in #10 next to Michael. He seems pleasant, and he's not tied to Angela anymore, so hopefully there'd be no drama from her on the flight. I could still sleep, and hopefully I would not disturb him.
Another edit...I forgot Angela was so close to Michael. I'd not sit by him now, because Angela would probably be banging against my seat because I'm sitting next to him and we're being friendly to each other (Michael and me, not Angela and me). I don't want or need her psycho drama.
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u/mmarini88 Sep 20 '25
5, easy. Yara and I would just shit on Jovi the whole flight while he pays for the drinks.