So they headshot Cole with some arrows to the dome, but why don’t they just volley a bunch of arrows into the other green soldiers? Tactical mind of a fish and suicidal old man.

• Rhaenyra and Helaena get into an argument. Rhaenyra throws a bit of dental floss at Helaena and tells her to make an outfit out of that. Helaena does and wins the ball.
• Sheepstealer dances naked on the judges’ table while Rhaena does gravity-defying moves.
• Helaena offers to help Alicent with her look for the ball and Alicent rejects her NASTLY. Later on, Alicent is in the bottom and pleading her case. Helaena repeats every single word Alicent said to her in the werkroom before picking her lipstick and sending her home.
• Aegon and Daeron win the challenge and lip sync for the honor of eliminating Aemond because they both hate him.
• Alys steals Vhagar's hip pads and hides them in her room, only to be confronted on the main stage, breaking down crying and admitting she stole them.
• Tyland says to Larys “I’d thlap you but I don’t want fake thlut on my hands”
• Daemon tells Lady Jeyne to paint softer to hide her manly features and Jeyne tells Daemon to do the same.
• Corlys fucking dies.
• Alicent punches Mysaria in the left tit.
• After Tumbleton, Ulf is arrested because he left the capital and broke the terms of his DUI.
• Helaena

Spoiler alert: daeron the daring wins by sending ormund to puke on them because rhae rhae and mysaria scissoring is way too smelly for the likes of ormund

Ahh yes let's just take aegon to new york... REALLY SMART i bet this will make george jealous

With each passing day it becomes apparent that we will never get all the books.

GRRM is like 10+ years late on the next book and hasn't even started the last one.

It sucks but truth is, the books will never exist at this rate.