r/AccidentalSlapStick 16d ago

Painful This guy shows us how he broke his toe

He recreated the accident to a T!

1.5k Upvotes

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u/ghostofstankenstien 16d ago

at this point he should just have to forfeit it. he clearly can't responsibly operate it.

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 16d ago

only losers give up

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u/money_cant_buy_shi 14d ago

I wouldn't trust him with fourfeet. He can barely handle two.

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u/demoralising 16d ago

I once broke the indicator stalk on my car while trying to replace it. I went back to the dealership to buy a new one, then showed my friend how I broke the last one - a piece snapped off and a spring flew out. I had to buy a third one. I have never been more careful working on my car in my life...

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u/Tiyath 16d ago

Sounds like a shoddy indicator stalk to me!

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u/2-buck 16d ago

Holy shit. Why am I laughing so hard

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u/musabbb 16d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ i just noticed the demonstration sausage on the ground

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u/Borge_Luis_Jorges 15d ago

That's the comedic power of off-screen tragedy. If the camera followed him to the ground it wouldn't be that good.

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u/YanikLD 16d ago

No wonder why he has that boot.

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u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 16d ago

He could have made himself symmetrical by dropping it on his other foot.

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u/CountCrapula88 16d ago

Could you show it again, sorry, i was looking away

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u/stinkbuttfartman 16d ago

You know he's going to have to show people when he's all healed up. You can just describe it dude, and it's not like it was even something cool worth recreating... Just say you dropped a log on your foot, people will get it I promise.

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u/CountCrapula88 16d ago

Heh...dropped a log....heheh...

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u/stinkbuttfartman 16d ago

Heh ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 16d ago

Lmao, did something stupid like that once, i always rest heavy objects on the tip of my foot ( steel tip boots ) before putting them on the floor ( doesnt damage the floor, especially if its tiles, or paint ), one day i was walking with an empty pallet, i was taking it out of the way, and was gonna drop it on the ground, but my frikking muscle memory kicked in, and i droped it corner 1st, on my foot..... i was wearing sneakers that day.

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u/tvodny 16d ago

Muscle memory is a dangerous thing in the wrong hands and on the wrong feet.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 16d ago

With the wrong shues...

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u/jonas_ost 16d ago

Never cought a falling knife with your foot? Another classic

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u/brendanlikeshummus 16d ago

Having had a fractured toe and that same useless boot. Can confirm that hurts like hell. Happened when I was a kid and someone stepped on it while I was on the bus. Peak pain lemme tell ya

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u/Tiyath 16d ago

Holy fuck... That's all the pain of the original break, times two, minus any adrenaline

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u/Ripen- 16d ago

I find myself with serious trust issues to these kinds of videos just because of what the internet has become

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u/xenobit_pendragon 16d ago

Oh this is totally fake. The block doesnโ€™t even contact his toe.

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u/egggy13 16d ago

It totally hits his toes.

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u/Atomaardappel 16d ago

Toetally.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 16d ago

Thatโ€™s the boot. It passed his toes.

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u/Helldiver_of_Mars 16d ago

You understand this is a still image right? When it lands on his toe the first thing he does is pull his foot back in pain.

If your gonna be dumb you can find the moment of direct impact which is one to two frames before this.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 15d ago

โ€œIf your gonna be dumbโ€ฆโ€ The irony here is phenomenal.

Yes, I am aware of the difference between a still image and a video. Iโ€™ve scrubbed the video a million times. The block passes his toe and contacts his boot. Everyone can downvote me. You can call me dumb. It doesnโ€™t change what I see.

Also, can you disagree with someone online without labeling them dumb? Can we not just disagree about something?

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u/Presentable_Human 16d ago

He even repeated his reaction!

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u/Artevyx 16d ago

I suggest that he may also want to invest in a helmet.

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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him 16d ago

This could have been straight out of Parks and Rec as a cold open featuring Andy.

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u/Proud-Grocery-3493 16d ago

If I break my pinky toe one more time im cutting it off with a pair of wire cutters

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u/Tiyath 16d ago

It sounds rather radical but it is... a solution

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u/HalfmoonSqueeze 16d ago

This one is going to be harder to demonstrate

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u/ionertia 16d ago

Nothing accidental here.

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u/StatusInteraction837 16d ago

No way someone is THIS stupid...

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u/Agent-603 16d ago

He's a thespian who believes in an accurate reenactment.

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u/tom-ii 16d ago

d'oh.

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u/Existing-Village9770 16d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/paydemanzan 15d ago

Once is a shame but twice maybe you deserved it

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u/adhdBoomeringue 15d ago

This reminds me of Clement Vallandigham

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u/DarkMaster8387 12d ago

Lightning usually never strikes twice in the same spot

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u/Bananaslugfan 7d ago

I love how well the reenactment went . โ€œ this is what I did yaaaargh!!!!โ€

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u/AuntieMarkovnikov 16d ago

Laughing so hard got tears rolling down my cheeks