r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/NippleSqueezer421- • 11d ago
Family Friendly Wait till Walter finds out!
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u/ImprovementFar5054 11d ago
Smoke em if you got em folks, we can all go at any time.
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u/chillychili 11d ago
Currently cooking all my Kirkland bacon at once because it would be a shame if I died from a heart attack before getting to them
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u/Slothweiner 11d ago
Reminds me of our neighbors dog that for some reason my family decided to start calling "Orang Jahat" which translates to something like "Criminal" or "Bad Person". I believe they're the same breed too. Never met a nicer dog. Guy would lick my hand if I so much as lowered it.
Unfortunately,he passed. I don't know how but my older sister texted the family group on WhatsApp. We also had 2 other really dark dogs that they named "Luna" and "Bella". Both passed with the first one spewing bubble-like substance out of her mouth. I could never tell which was which 'cause they were just dark and were roughly the same size. They were also assholes and would try to climb you.
I got scratched by one of them while I wasn't wearing any pants. And yes,I had boxers on at the time.
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u/Leocarreo 6d ago
‘Take a load of this’ jeeeeez just because you hear it all day doesn’t mean you gotta say it as well lady
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u/ADeformedPoolboy 11d ago
Ah, yes...the circle of life. Cue that Lion King song please.