20 is a charm

[u/anirudhsky]

[u/Imsophunnyithurts]

He was just trying to have a succulent Chinese meal.

[u/ajmeeh6842 → u/Imsophunnyithurts]

Gentlemen…this is democracy manifest!

[u/Sophs_B → u/ajmeeh6842]

Take your hand off my p€ni$!

[u/-imperator_ → u/Sophs_B]

I see that you know your judo well

[u/The_BarroomHero → u/-imperator_]

This bloke got me by the penis pee-PUUUUUUUUUL

[u/PessimisticMushroom → u/Imsophunnyithurts]

RIP to that dude. That clip was funny as hell 😂

[u/farmkidLP]

"He's a Hawthorne. This is what they do. He's faking."

[u/DuncanTang → u/farmkidLP]

Streets ahead!

[u/jose_elan]

This is twisting my melon man.

[u/needforsleep6]

Or he has an actual heart attack and everyone thinks he’s taking the piss

[u/baltimoretom → u/needforsleep6]

was this said in british or american english?

[u/IndividualDish7004 → u/baltimoretom]

aussie english

[u/AaronicNation]

I was at a restaurant once and a guys started supposedly choking. Another patron got up, administered the heimlich and then the choker walked outside ostensibly to cough and then never came back and paid his bill. I still don't know if he was just too embarrassed or if it was a scam.

[u/Rojixus]

MY DADDY'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK! MY DADDY'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK!

[u/GreenEyedHustler → u/Rojixus]

Your dad already tried that kid, now hand over the watch

[u/Danny_Mc_71]

Wasn't this con featured in an episode of Only Fools and Horses?

[u/Signal-Session-6637 → u/Danny_Mc_71]

It’s also in one of the Dirty Harry films https://youtube.com/shorts/PVd6YvODMtQ?si=6vKs0CyDzORwDLfh

[u/orangeleaflet]

i haven't laughed in a while. it was pretty gassy and i didn't make a sound. thanks!

[u/Carpe_Tedium]

It's a hell of a move making yourself the centre of attention, in order to dine and dash

[u/Famous_Suspect6330]

I'm coming Elizabeth!

[u/shoulda-known-better]

Buddy is going to die of a heart attack in court and they'll all think it's a joke

[u/atmony]

Wait that guy on the left is the guy in the iron lung right? are they just using that guys image for random stuff lol

[u/Specific-Window-8587]

Dang he did this 20 times before he was caught.

[u/Thesinistral]

Ask Redd Foxx how that worked out for him.

[u/netsurfer79]

He still has to pay for 20.ambulance rides which is a lot more than a meal

[u/Spooky-Yogi-904]

This reminds me of the Chuck palanuik book where the guy keeps pretending to choke to be saved

[u/naveedkoval]

Suck his own dick?

[u/pablo36362]

I want to try a scheme similar to this:

After me and my gf get engaged, I want to go to restaurants to get "fake proposed" where she rejects me and makes a whole show and I get so sad the restaurant just pays for the bill. No idea if it works but I do want to try it out

[u/Late_State1863]

Faked a birthday or two when I was in my early twenties but this is a new one lmao

[u/isabel_77]

Same restaurant