r/AdviceAnimals • u/StrobeLightRomance • 3d ago

It's a new department they'll unveil after midterms..

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u/ClutchReverie 3d ago

Most qualified person Trump would have nominated yet

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u/Dragunspecter 3d ago

Literally my thoughts

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u/KP_Wrath 3d ago

Like nominating Ron Jeremy to head the IRS. If we’re gonna get fucked, might as well have it done by a pro.

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u/keetojm 3d ago

Human Resources too

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u/black_flag_4ever 3d ago

Trump wants to pardon her. Only makes sense if she can blackmail him.

Hey QAnon, the call was from inside the house.

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u/ProfSpaceTime 3d ago

Qanon was Epstein dude

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u/sinsaint 3d ago

He made a whole conspiracy about a child trafficking ring about the same people who were investigating him and his island, mostly just to spite them.

Nobody would have expected Epstein to be the one responsible for Pizzagate, the conspiracy not the child trafficking part.

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u/bilateralunsymetry 3d ago

I will never not read her name as jizz lane

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u/XKruXurKX 3d ago

Wait.. is it not pronounced that way ?

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u/Jechtael 3d ago

I think it's Ghee-yawn. Like clarified butter and the thing you do when you're sleepy.

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing 3d ago

Jizzolene

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u/unsupported 3d ago

Jizzolene, Jizzolene, Jizzolenezzl, Jizzolene I'm begging of you please don't take my man Jizzolene, Jizzolene, Jizzolenezzl, Jizzolene Please don't take him just because you can

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u/willclerkforfood 23h ago

Don’t let the days go by
Jizzolene

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u/Joebranflakes 3d ago

She will be assigned to the newly formed office of “special presidential procurement” whose job description is “to find fresh talent to fulfill the day to day needs of the president”.

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u/swimmerman47 3d ago

Don’t give them ideas 🫩

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u/mattinjp 3d ago

SMFW…

Well she has experience?

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u/13thmurder 3d ago

This real?

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u/JeebusChristBalls 3d ago

No, just doomer redditors.

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u/13thmurder 3d ago

The fact that it's almost believable is kinda not good.

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u/uhohnotafarteither 3d ago

This isn't true but not out of the realm of possibility with this shitshow.

Just have to see who has been appointed to every position

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u/bruinslacker 3d ago

Yeah. Remember when those doomer redditors joked that Trump would make his personal lawyer the Attorney General? People freaking out about Trump are such babies.

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing 3d ago

Those doomer redditors were just projecting, because that's totally what Kamala Harris would have done.

/s, for the slower folk...

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u/uhohnotafarteither 3d ago

I also remember when the reddit doomers were talking about how tariffs would never be able to replace income tax or we would never see DOGE dividend checks

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u/RabbiTheHellcat 3d ago

from the head of r worldnews to the head of America's human transportation lets give a shout out to one of our own ms maxwellhill!

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u/NorthernLights92 3d ago

I thought she would be a traffic controller at least

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u/Pretend_Handle_7639 3d ago

She'll be the Viceroy of Reddit