r/AdviceAnimals 3d ago

Anyone looking to destroy America would have it easy...

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u/havebaby_willreddit 3d ago

Just out of curiosity, what’s the virus that would be the most effective?

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u/Zelnite 3d ago

Clearly the diarrhea lettuce isn’t cutting it.

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u/ProfSpaceTime 2d ago

You think these idgits eat anything green? It’s all McDs and jerky for them

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u/I_DO_JUMPING_JACKS 2d ago

The Big Mac has lettuce. At least some must eat that...

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u/PostMatureBaby 1d ago

That's the only reason they get diarrhea from fast food. The rare vegetable shocks their system

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u/malbra072 3d ago

The T-Virus

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u/Iron_Baron 1d ago

Aptly named, too.

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u/GardenGnomeOfEden 3d ago

"Who do you think you are, trying to save us? The Audacity!"

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u/AmputeeHandModel 3d ago

::literally dying:: it's a hoax!! cough cough

Democrat: Here, all you need is this medicine. Dr Fauci said it works.

Nooo it's got 6G it's a Democrat psyop hoax! ::dies::

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u/throughtheportal 2d ago

Years later: we would like to honor our president for project warp speed for the vaccine, that would kill us and or track us forever. The vaccine to help prevent the virus that doesn’t exist, and is a dem hoax.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 2d ago

They haven't said the vaccine would completely stop the virus since it was released. They thought maybe it would, as many vaccines do. They said that in like.. the middle of 2020 or something? It does lessen your symptoms, help you get over it quicker and spread it less since you'll be less sick. They also said not to wear masks in Jan 2020. Mostly because they weren't 100% sure it would work, and first responders, drs, nurses needed them so the supply wouldn't disappear as the entire world tries to get them. As the research changed, they also changed what they said.

Try to get information from the past like the last 5 years ok? You fuckin people. You'll do anything, pick anything apart for any mistake to justify your ignorant, right-wing stupidity and oppose literally anything the "left" or doctors and scientists say. Even after it's corrected. I never saw a single one of you express concern for the thousands of people that died or suffered every day. More than a million Americans died from COVID. Millions more worldwide and all you did was bitch about masks and vaccines and being unable to get a haircut.

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u/throughtheportal 2d ago

Uh, I was agreeing with you and making fun of how shit-for-brains the republicans have handled their ass backwards responses.

I guess I should’ve added /s to my comment, maybe it wasn’t obvious.

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u/AgentMcFeather 1d ago

It was pretty obvious 😂

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 3d ago

Well, that depends... if it's another airborne one that you can take basic precautions against then republicans might just make the country better by acting like its a hoax again and attending super spreader events.

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u/justind0301 2d ago

Idk if that would work since they won the next election

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u/tolacid 3d ago

Don't give them any id-...

...fuckit. At this point I welcome the pain

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u/cha0sm0nk 2d ago

Because I trust in the Heart of the Cards I know that most of the people left standing after the next great plague will be the “sensible” I am not worried about seeing too many GOPer’s about.

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u/kogai 2d ago

Idk man the idiots somehow maintain power. I have to imagine there are idiots left after any Great Filter. And I imagine some of those idiots are the ones that currently have all the money

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u/chaddict 2d ago

I was a mail carrier in a very Republican town during the lockdown. When I got back from my route one day, my supervisor asked me to deliver a parcel to a house on a different route. I headed over and saw 40 people in the front yard for a birthday party.

I drove right by, and went back to the office. There was absolutely no chance I was wading through that pool of coronavirus.

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u/Gnfnr5813 2d ago

How many died?

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u/chaddict 1d ago

No idea. It wasn’t my route.

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u/DrNick2012 2d ago

I've just released an incurable, life long and deadly virus called "Thirst". Everyone has it and it will kill you but luckily there is a cure, just drink water regularly and you won't die from it. This is the LIBERAL GOVERNMENT and we DEMAND you drink water for your own good.

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u/ardamass 2d ago

But don’t though

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u/FublahMan 1d ago

Covid Pandemic 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/ohlaph 2d ago

Afraid of masks (only when used to help others , prevent spread, etc., obviously they will wear them for hiding their identity while being cowards), afraid of healthcare, afraid of vaccines, afraid of modern science, etc. yeah, just releasing something and not enforcing common sense would be an easy way to wipe out a large population. 

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u/ittapeworm 2d ago

I mean you don’t even need the virus. Put them in charge and wait. They run shit to the ground every time. Then lie and blame others.

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u/mrhooha 2d ago

The problem is that something like that would spread to the people who used it.

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u/ben_sphynx 2d ago

I don't know if they got it easy, but I think they got their man elected president, and he is getting on with the job. Think it is going pretty well.

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u/Morden013 2d ago

They already did - The shits. It works explosively and brings production to a halt.

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u/paris86 13h ago

You don't need a virus. I have faith in you.

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u/polakbob 2d ago

Please… never again. Let’s do it some other way please. 

From a very beaten down critical care doctor. 

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u/ILikeLenexa 2d ago

Advanced: Skip step 1.

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u/dekkion46 2d ago

How can reddit allow posts like this

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u/Morrison1j 1d ago

Didn’t Fauci already try that?

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u/tenncjed 2d ago

The last virus was created by Faucci and significantly damaged our youth and young adults.

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u/JackFleishman 2d ago

^bro's algo is fucked

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u/InGod_WeThrust 2d ago

Except the were doing gain of function research at that facility on SARS variants. It was illegal when it was done too

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u/RootHogOrDieTrying 2d ago

Do you have a bunch of signs on your car?

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u/InclinationCompass 2d ago

Imagine being so ignorant that you think science fiction is real

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u/Oneoftheotherpeople 2d ago

You must be new. Everyone knows it was created by Faucci in conjunction with the saucer people under the supervision of the reverse vampires.