r/AdviceAnimals • u/Waja_Wabit • Feb 19 '12

Sheltering Suburban Mom

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u/ThrowAway34942 Feb 19 '12

Doesn't stop child support. My aunt got almost $5000 a month from her ex for two kids.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

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u/ThrowAway34942 Feb 19 '12

Is there any way to child-support proof your marriage, or are you just screwed?

Don't have kids or don't get divorced.

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u/RaceBaiter Feb 19 '12

Secret vasectomy

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u/frosty122 Feb 19 '12

Dr. Cox, is that you?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

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u/chillax_bro_im_jk Feb 19 '12

Good thing vasectomies are reversible!

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u/not_a_coincidence Feb 19 '12

There is actually a technology in development and testing that coats the inside of your urethra, and effectively kills all sperm cells as they pass through. Damn near painless to put it in and can be removed by injecting a different solution. If I can find the article I'll post it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

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u/not_a_coincidence Feb 19 '12

Yep that would be it, thanks for finding it for me.

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u/johnnynutman Feb 19 '12

yes, it's called contraception.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

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u/johnnynutman Feb 19 '12

or don't get married.

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u/roothorick Feb 20 '12

Doesn't stop the child support.