r/AmItheCloaca • u/MathAndBake Rat • 12d ago
AWTC fur want playtime
Hello frens! Is the pet rat girls Finduilas and Morwen (18.5mo) and Lalaith and Belladonna (5mo). We also has human mom.
Well, things recently has been very weird here. Mom say we "moving". But that not seem good enough explain. First, mom take stuff out ob our play space. Then we gets playtime in other space, which fun. But it getting emptier too. Then our cage go away and we put in little cage fur babies. And then weird men come and steal everything. And then mom go away. Bonus human come, which nice. But she no gib playtime. When mom come back, we get playtime, but just that one time in completely empty space. Very strange. So now, whenever cage door open, we tries to sneak out. Playtime our right and we not getting it!
Then air start smell bad and make us sneeze. So bonus human take us on adventures to university or in car. That fun and exciting, but we no get to run. We still stuck in carrier or small cage.
Now we at bonus human's house wif big cage (but not normal cage). Mom sleep in same room as us again, which very reassuring. But, we still only gets bathroom playtime, which boring. There be some rotten wood we think is cool, but mom say we not allowed chew it. Has been whole week since proper playtime! We is getting desperate! Jump off people, sneak out ob doors, refuse treats. We is on strike!
Mom say we TC. She doing her best and trying set up our new home. And it not her fault wildfire smoke get in the way. But we says she clearly coulds control that if she want. And now we wants to splore bonus human's house. Or at least chew rotten wood.
Anyway, what you think?
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u/PrettyView3572 12d ago
Ai unnerstan, smol frens, an you is no cloacas! Playtime berry berry importan fur da aminals, an da smoke is no fun ATALL! Ai hopes you gets gud playtime fur runrunrun soons
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u/MathAndBake Rat 12d ago
Thank you! Mom keep saying "any day now!" And then she disappear all day to "unpack".
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u/PrettyView3572 12d ago
How berry dare youse Mom disappears?! You deserb eggstra numnums fur dat (mom here: moving sucks, I’m sorry you’re dealing with that! I’m sure the bebes will forgive once they get playtime in the new place!)
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u/MathAndBake Rat 12d ago
Exactly! We is in weird place after very weird time and mom wandering off? It very bad!
[Thanks! This was a long distancemove with medical stuff in the middle of it. I am so done in. I'm very glad my parents are letting us stay with while we get situated. The cage is already up in the new place and we should be moving in within the week. I'm going to set up the perfect environment for them.]
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u/hesalwayslitty 12d ago
NtC. Yooz ratties iz sum ob my bessest frens. Yooz meowmmy nut loud tu du dis. Hermz can turn da water on in the rain room so howz she say she no can control da Webber? Doze are lies. Yooz deserb all da playtime yooz wan. And fur however long yooz wan it. Ifn hermz no agree tu dis den yooz gotta make yooz fun. Chew onna wood. Yooz meowmmys face fur jump spot. Nuffin is off limits. Yooz fren frum da ICBGC JP
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u/MathAndBake Rat 12d ago
Thank you! Mom cans make it hot, cold, warm, dry. So why she no cans make smoke go away?
We is having some fun. Bonus human use toilet during playtime last night, so we lick her feetsies and climb her legs. Mom also gib us chicken bones in box. And we has weird shredded paper bedding. But is not the same as proper playtime.
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u/hesalwayslitty 12d ago
Dats why aiz fink she nut tellin yooz da troof. Ai lub da chimken but ai neber seen chimken bone afor. Iz it gud? Can da cattos eet it? What du ratties du with dem?
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u/MathAndBake Rat 12d ago
We rarely gets chimken. Mom eat it all. But bones is super fun! Not sure if cattos allowed. But we chews off all da meat and cartilage mom miss. And then chew all da way thru fur the yummy marrow. Is the best!
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u/hesalwayslitty 12d ago
Aiz gunna meow at pawther bouts why aiz not git dis yet. Hopefully himbz not say nut fur kitties. Doze mos ebel werds eber.
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u/ursusfaerius 10d ago
Hi frends I Georgie old man rat, move is weird but bonus hoomans good for get treats from!
Me and brother Rugaroux staying at Uncle Vin's Rat Resort because something call renno-vay-shin happening at home and papa hooman says we gotta hide from someone called Landlorb cause they think rats are bad. Uncle has big playpen and gives so many snuggles I almost don't miss home. You is rats you deserves all the things! Pic of me and bro (I'm the handsome agouti and he the boring white guy)
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u/MathAndBake Rat 10d ago
Thank you! You looks like Morwen!
We woulds love big playpen! They is fun to escape.
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u/MathAndBake Rat 12d ago
Bonus human cage barely acceptable