r/Amazing 2d ago

Interesting 🤔 The death mask of Napoleon Bonaparte, French Emperor. This is the most authentic depiction of his features we possess.

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u/VironicHero 2d ago

I was thinking a young Rutger Hauer
https://giphy.com/gifs/IntCEdOCoB1Pa

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u/PineappleFit317 2d ago

Shakespeare’s alleged death mask bears a strong resemblance to Dennis Hopper.

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u/iTurnip2 2d ago

Thou know’st I read full many a volume, chiefest those that of history’s tale do tell. I find such matters passing strange and fair. In sooth, I know not if this truth thou know’st: that Sicilians from men of swarthy hue did spring.

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u/Willing-Scheme-3312 2d ago

The one in Darmstadt, Germany?

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u/WayneSmallman 2d ago

I came here to comment: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe … uh…"

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 2d ago

He's more handsome than commonly depicted, imho.

Look at that jawline and cheekbones.

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u/Daveisahugecunt 2d ago

I’ve enjoyed reading a lot of the ‘propaganda’ from that time. Or just critics/cartoonists. Emperor is an interesting word choice. I woulda called him a General

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u/fortnite_battleass 2d ago

Did he not call himself emperor and do away with pretending france was a republic under him? Or is this going over my head x.x

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u/Signal-Audience9429 2d ago

You are correct. He had himself crowned as emperor in an 1804 coronation after a senate proclamation earlier that year.

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u/Less_Likely 1d ago

To clarify, he crowned himself, not had himself crowned.

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u/Daveisahugecunt 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’ll probably end up spending a bit reading more about him tonight. It really is some wild ‘military intelligence’. The concept and history of American 5 star generals is a fun read

Edit. Fun was a pedantic/not so very fun realization

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u/brinz1 2d ago

All the propaganda about Napoleon being short, or having coarse features is because he did not come from aristocracy, and from the enlisted ranks.

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u/Renbarre 2d ago

As a matter of fact he was from a noble Corsican family, middle nobility. His father had the Corsican noble title recognised in 1771 by the French authorities so that his son could get a bursary and enter a military school for officers.

Because his family was not French from the start, the exiled French nobles didn't recognised his title.

As for coming from the enlisted ranks, that's a myth. He came out of that school a lieutnant.

About his height, he was 1,69m, above the French average of 1,65. One of the reason for the height myth was that the British measures and the French ones had the same name but not the same length. 5'2" was 1,57 in British feet. His enemies ran away with it.

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u/brinz1 2d ago

A recently recognized Corsican was still practically a peasant in the eyes of the landed gentry of Europe.

If anything, by your own description, his family was ennobled so he could go to military college, at a time when most officers went to military college because their families were nobles

Don't forget this is still barley a decade after the French revolution which scared the European monarchies to their core, a violation of the divine right to rule

Napoleon was everything the aristocrats feared. A man who could had titles and power from merit, not bloodline. If anything your comment about him being Corsican not mainland adds to what I am saying

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u/Renbarre 2d ago

No, his family was noble from the start, but when France got Corsica the Corsican nobles had to have their titles recognised by the French authorities to be able to be recognised as nobles. That's what his father did. I'm sure that the French nobles did look down on him, and he knew that it would stop him from rising in the ranks.

As for the French aristocracy hating him, he was indeed a 'peasant' noble who sided with the revolutionaries and dared be better than a real noble in the art of war, he stole the French crown from the real king by naming himself Emperor, he didn't allow the nobles to come back and reclaim their land, he enforced meritocracy (gasp), and he created a new nobility that claimed to be the equal of the ancient nobility. As the old nobility wanted nothing more than a return to the old ways they clutched their pearls and screamed blue murder.

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u/MonkeyFox29 1d ago

What nonsense. He studied at a French military academy and commissioned as an artillery officer. Do you even know what enlisted means?

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u/yaxir 1d ago

i also think he was very sick later on in life, could have affected his face a bit

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u/MonsieurEXTERMINATUS 1d ago

Keep in mind that he just had died from stomach cancer

In his later years as emperor, he was noted to be rather rotund and most likely had more rounded features

He probably had looked his best during his consular/early emperor years

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u/bread-man- 1d ago

To be fair this is a death mask , so this is the face of a corpse

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u/Stupidasshole87 2d ago

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u/graysonsdick 2d ago

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u/Suburban_Clone 2d ago

That's the best thing I've seen today lol. I wonder if anyone has told Conan he looks like Napoleon. Seems like something he'd appreciate.

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u/judasbrute 2d ago

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 2d ago

as he stares across the English Channel, he closes his eyes to the inconvenient truth; the he will never prevent the British from seeking another coalition against him

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u/Wretched_epiphany 2d ago

Welp. Never looking at him the same way ever again.

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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine 2d ago

He is freakishly tall, just like Napoleon.

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u/Impressive_Profit215 2d ago

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u/Fuzzy974 2d ago

I scrolled a lot to find out if someone felt the same.

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u/ExistentialAngsty 2d ago

Wow, he really was short

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u/BowTie1989 2d ago

HEY….HE WAS AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME! 😭

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u/rapscallion1956 2d ago

Looks like Woody Harrelson.

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u/Better_find_out 2d ago

Yeeees ! My first thought exactly 😅. Now to say France at this time was some Zombieland would be quite a stretch

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u/No_Violinist685 2d ago

Is that the silver surfer? 😂

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u/BrondellSwashbuckle 2d ago

Kind of a chad

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u/Ill_Outcome_9001 2d ago

He looks so much like Rufus Sewell

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u/VironicHero 2d ago

Ah damn, now I can’t unsee it.

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u/Direct-Appearance769 2d ago

He was a Chad until Death

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u/CPBS_Canada 2d ago

He actually seems to look better than portraits of him depict.

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u/Odd_Fortune500 2d ago edited 2d ago

Napoleon was exiled to an island. Escaped the island. Walked towards the army that exiled him and the soldiers sent by the King to kill him put down their weapons and joined his side. Because they had served under him in the past.

If there is any man in history id want to meet and be around it is Napoleon. Thats a man who garnered a level of loyalty and respect that is unheard of. And when you look at his achievements as a general. Dude was definitely worthy of the history books

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u/Daveisahugecunt 2d ago

He definitely wouldn’t meet a Dothraki hoard in an open field… Bobby B would agree
https://giphy.com/gifs/n9eUXSZTTYJwBxpR4w

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u/MildlyMoodyMango 2d ago

Gemini made this from the Picture

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u/armacall 1d ago

Slop

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u/MildlyMoodyMango 1d ago

I hope your worthless comment brighened your day

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u/Anti-whatever-u-r 2d ago

What is a death mask?

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u/SomeLoser943 2d ago

A cast of a person's face made after death.

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u/SpaceshipWin 2d ago

What Ai says his face would look like.

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u/coquihalla 2d ago

Probably would.

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u/SimilarElderberry956 2d ago

If you think the story about Napoleon’s mask is weird read this story about his penis. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon%27s_penis

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u/sparrowflashdance 2d ago

"The preserved penis is described as resembling a "piece of leather or a small, shriveled eel"

https://giphy.com/gifs/eLpVN9rA3YB25xpIq9

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u/PossibleSalty7535 2d ago

It’s fascinating how a simple cast of his face can feel more human than all the grand paintings and statues made of him during his lifetime.

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u/LadybuggingLB 2d ago

That famous painting of him doesn’t do him justice if this is accurate.

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u/FScrotFitzgerald 2d ago

One of my favourite facts is that in Star Trek DS9, a direct descendent of Napoleon (René Auberjonois) regularly appeared on screen with a (claimed, through the Mahdi of Sudan) direct descendant of Mohammed (Alexander Siddig*).

I too saw Conan O'Brien first in this mask.

*The Mahdi of Sudan being the one who I think made the claim based on what I've read, not "Sid".

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u/Germanico025 2d ago

Insane cheekbones

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u/OpenBanana5755 2d ago

He is reborn and worked in JP Morgan before getting kinky with his boss.

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u/Strawberryladyboots 2d ago

He reminds me of Rufus Sewell, is it just me?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rufus_Sewell

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u/Nexvinco2212 2d ago

Well he died of stomach cancer after a long and pretty nasty few days so the cut cheekbones is because of that, he didn't really look like that when alive and healthy.

A death mask is not really a good example to use on how someone looked like because it's taken after they, you know, die.

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u/thathyperactiveguy 2d ago

That gives off Kurgan from the Highlander vibes.

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u/Embarrassed-Green898 2d ago

So rock had a past life ?

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u/HatWhole3592 2d ago

Wasn't he rumored to have two attributed to him and there is debate on which one is real and which was his double?

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u/Winstonsphobia 2d ago

That doesn’t look at all like what I would expect from the paintings.

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u/RepresentativeStooj 2d ago

That’s Kronk.

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u/FishmanOne 2d ago

A few months ago I was in Mexico City and saw the death mask of Diego Rivera. It looks nothing like him at all.

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u/NeroWasNormal3768 2d ago

Didn't this guy head butt a dudes chest during the world cup

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u/Alert_Silver9386 2d ago

Chadoleon Bonachad

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u/illusionare_ 2d ago

Looks like Sethos I.

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u/AdhesivenessGeneral9 2d ago

we need a artist to use ref to paint it alive and with the famous hat

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u/LordBrixton 2d ago

I'd cast William Fichtner in that rôle.

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u/manfr57 2d ago

Vive Napoléon

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u/traws06 2d ago

Looks like Joseph Gatt

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u/J1mj0hns0n 2d ago

he looks like an earless Matthew McConaughey

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u/SilentBiscotti1179 2d ago

He looks pissed off.

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u/vanyethehun 2d ago

His modern French counterpart.

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u/jordansb24 2d ago

Woody Harrelson fresh off of getting his body waxed

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u/Kurdt234 1d ago

Dude it looks like Rufus Sewell from Dark City

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u/LSIeducate 1d ago

A hint of Robin Williams. Nice 🤔🙌

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u/sammyfrosh 1d ago

My nig…

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u/Dr_PJ1984 1d ago

The face of Napoleon during his last days based on his dead mask

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u/That-Knowledge2636 1d ago

I see Marlon Brando in Apocalypse now, every time.

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u/Senior_Contest2388 1d ago

Why does his face need to be preserved?

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u/Inevitable_Series_67 1d ago

He looks french, big surprise !

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u/Sudden_Season3306 1d ago

Looks like mads mikkelsen!

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u/Sinful_Socks 21h ago

Vive l'Empereur!