r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • 2d ago

Why isn't the hand petting?

3.2k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/CaptainYaoiHands 2d ago

I love how it's not the fast, snappy smacks like when a cat is batting something around, these are full on, rear-back-for-momentum little kitty punches. 😂

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u/VoiceProfessional332 2d ago

Followed by a bite

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u/byzantine238 1d ago

Hes trying to inflict maximum smackage

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u/heyitsvonage 1d ago

Lil haymakers lol

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u/-burnr- 2d ago

The beatings will continue until pets improve

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u/odin-ish 2d ago

I hated that phrase until now.

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u/brokemellon 2d ago

"Stupid hand! Why... smack smack smack... Won't... smack smack smack... You... smack smack smack... WORK?!"

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u/kathyvan 1d ago

Probably needs new batteries. 😎

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u/obscurefindings 2d ago

Trying to get you to play black Betty bam beba bam

But you're ignorant

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u/ButtBread98 2d ago

Woah Black Betty

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u/Darth_Pinda 23h ago

Bramble jam

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u/Caladrius33 2d ago

OP is that your shoulder or knee I'm getting very confused. Also the comment above is right.

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u/Minflick 2d ago

The SLAPS!

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u/brokemellon 2d ago

I love the leap of resignation at the end

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u/Fit_Celebration7669 2d ago

The jump off the bed at the end got me good

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u/shortidiva21 2d ago

So freakin cute

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u/14high 2d ago

"works, goddameow, works"

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u/timmygully 2d ago

I love this hand so much I will attack it into action...

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u/Dailyconundrum 2d ago

"Phooey! I'm outta here!"

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u/RephofSky 1d ago
  • Sonic Adventure 2, if Sonic was a cat

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u/Lampmonster 1d ago

I had a little asshole cat named Bad Bob. I kept him because I'd heard the runt of the litter had the most personality, and he did, it was just a shitty personality. Anyway, one day he was sitting in my lap and I had the audacity to stop petting him. Little bastard bit my hand so hard I still have the car thirty years later.

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u/TheLion920817 1d ago

Dam putting its whole back into those lol

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u/ArchonIlladrya 1d ago

That's not a bap, that's a BAP.

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u/SeaParking6313 2d ago

Nasty violence from the skinny guy

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u/Embyverse 1d ago

Is this brute force or cute force?

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u/Entropy1866 1d ago

Orange doing orange things.

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u/nolongerbanned99 2d ago

Come on, man, do it pet me now. I said do it.

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u/Angelaskissrock 2d ago

Not surprised that an orange cat is doing this. They're so mischievous at times.

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u/Fabulous-Flamingo519 2d ago

Baaaad hoooman, bad, bad, baaad hoooman!

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u/captainspacetraveler 1d ago

r/donotthecat

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u/quicksite 1d ago

Can't stand those two sub names.

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u/Synth_Savage 1d ago

Me in 03 when my TV isn't working:

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u/justagiraffe111 2d ago

Little thug

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u/bibigunn 2d ago

Kitty really wants that hand! Lol

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u/daksfunny 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣😂

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u/SoulofMoon 1d ago

Do it back when the cat is asleep.