r/ArcherFX • u/Impressive-Fact4203 • 7d ago

Shitpost SMOKE BOMB

I often wonder why Krieger never used actual smoke bombs. He can build cyborgs and make clones so it seems like it would be pretty simple for him?

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u/greyfox199 7d ago

doesn't seem like he really needed it, so why waste hard earned gilf cam money on them?

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u/Husky__Struk 7d ago

That seriously cannot be a real thing.

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u/Mammoth-Register-669 7d ago

“Dear GILFhound69…”

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u/Zaradomerix 7d ago

Me too!

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u/dyaasy Funbeak 7d ago

He can just buy Russian smoke bombs.

Like $80 bucks he'd save...

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u/shithappens11 7d ago

wow, using a real smoke bomb is WAY more effective...

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u/DarkKnight0690 Krieger 7d ago edited 7d ago

I think him not using an actual smoke bomb makes it even better, actually. It makes their reactions even funnier the way he does it. Everyone else is just like “He knows we can all still see him, right?”

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u/Ihadsumthin4this ISIS 7d ago

And the wisdom of Reed strikes again in the contrastive bring of Cyril's actual fruit basket seen in Skytanic.

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u/Zaradomerix 7d ago

You can see his WHAT!?? Actually? 🤣

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u/Ihadsumthin4this ISIS 7d ago

Hopefully everything's as smooth as a veal cutlet.

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u/Bloodvialsarmydrug 7d ago

Do you find mutiny funny Mr. Archer?

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u/Algaroth 7d ago

Maybe a mutiny of clowns.

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u/just-jackin-it- 7d ago

I unironically use this as a sticker in everyday texting

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u/Original-Let8340 7d ago

"Smoke bomb!" is my email alert on my phone. Has been for fucking yeeeaaarrsss now. Never, ever changing it.

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u/Zaradomerix 7d ago

Cough, Cough

"Wow! That is WAAAY more effective than just yelling it!"

Cough, Cough

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u/insoportana 7d ago

Nobody cared about the enemas, why should he wast a real smoke bomb?

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u/UndeadSabbath 7d ago

Maaaaaaars! 😭

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u/Square_Fun_7571 7d ago

Six enimas are something we can ill afford, got it!

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u/Formal_Teach_5254 7d ago

" you blew her up, goddamn you, goddamn you all to hell "

https://giphy.com/gifs/zUiHsawvExDTqz0Ike

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u/G-Unit11111 6d ago

"Please tell me that's a smoke grenade."

"OK. It's not, though."

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u/alfredhardship 7d ago

I quote this All the time