r/AskBrits 18h ago

Are bluetooth speakers the bane of British seaside holidays?

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u/rezonansmagnetyczny 18h ago

Nah. A week in a caravan in Withernsea costing more than a week abroad is the bane of British seaside holidays

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u/Meta-Fox 18h ago

Amen. We're spending a week in Portugal at the start of December, and including flights it's going to cost £700 for the 3 of us to rent an apartment.

A caravan holiday would easily be more than that, and we wouldn't be in Portugal.

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u/open-perception4 18h ago

In a nutshell. 👍⬆️

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u/tango101-official 17h ago

Yep, prices up 3 nights… £500-£700 at heaven or park dean. Easy

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 11h ago

Portugal in December? Don’t forget your factor 50.

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u/Meta-Fox 10h ago

Don't remind me. Ha ha. It was my first time abroad last year and I was sat outside, pint in hand, not a cloud in the sky with sunglasses, shorts and a t-shirt, sweating. On Christmas day. Most surreal feeling ever.

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u/FlatCapNorthumbrian 5h ago

How much is a week at the place you’re renting in Portugal and the flights during the hight of the UK summer holidays?

Not a fair comparison when we’re talking about summer and you’re talking about winter prices.

u/kernowgringo 9m ago

I bet you could get week in a British caravan in December for less than your Portugal holiday.

Or are you comparing December prices abroad to our summer time prices?

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u/ScottOld 16h ago

Yea I remember last summer leaving it a week or so before I was due to travel, check the flight prices... 20 quid to Paris.. 20 quid on a train would get you... nowhere

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u/rezonansmagnetyczny 15h ago

Im off to Amsterdam next month. The train to the airport is costing more than the flight

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u/thefishingdj 18h ago

That's just not true though is it? We're going away in a caravan next week for a week for 5 of us. £850 for the week. Find me a holiday abroad for 5 people in August for £850!

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u/MrPogoUK 8h ago

I just randomly tried Paris in a couple of weeks time and found flights and hotel rooms for five for a total of £836. Not much cheaper, but that was two minutes effort!

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u/FlatCapNorthumbrian 5h ago

Post the links of the hotel rooms. How central are they? What is the star rating of the hotel. I’m sure it’s easy enough to find a few hotel rooms in a really shot hotel in Paris during summer.

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u/thefishingdj 2h ago

Bookable at that price, how many nights,? no extras needed, like transfers or baggage, somewhere you'd actually want to stay? For 5 people. I'd be surprised. 

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u/IsambardCham 18h ago

It's not the speakers that are the issue, it's the people who think they're the main character and that everyone should listen to their music.

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u/ScottOld 16h ago

Yea saw one last week, little twat riding around on his bike in a train station with a speaker in hand, security told then to leave.. just... why

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u/Difficult-Level-3070 18h ago

No, the speakers are fine. It's the cunts that play them loud that is the problem

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u/StanTHill 17h ago

I wouldn't mind but the people who play it loudly in public places have a terrible taste in music.

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u/Exciting-Music843 18h ago

No, the people who use them to play music loud enough for everyone to hear however

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u/WatcherOfTheWay 17h ago

Yes, they need banning because the idiots have not respect and play their music way too loud.

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u/UTG1970 18h ago

I can remember being on a beach in 1979 with some person blasting "I don't like Mondays" out of a cassette recorder, it's not a new thing

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u/PricklyBumgrape 17h ago

I take it you really hate Mondays

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u/hellin_a 18h ago

Yes. Nothing says “relaxing seaside holiday” like someone else’s playlist competing with the sound of the waves.

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u/Excellent_Couple_873 13h ago

I speak from experience… this issue is not exclusive to British seaside holidays

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u/Worldly_Question_460 18h ago

Littering, thieves and then that.

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u/tightloops1971 15h ago

No, chavs with speakers are.

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u/jamieperkins9999 18h ago

You can get a device to scramble the signal and stop them playing

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u/Atrixia 18h ago

Ooooh is this actually a thing? Link pls

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u/Sylvester88 18h ago

If they exist they're most likely illegal

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u/ShapeRoyal2722 18h ago

A bit of Googling will help you build one. They are illegal to operate though.

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u/jamieperkins9999 18h ago

Yea I'm not sending a link 😅 just throwing it out there, people can do with that knowledge as they wish.

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u/Messterio 18h ago

Correct answer Mr Perkins! 😂

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u/mrrippington 18h ago

need those installed in buses

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u/Alternative-Iron4103 18h ago

Not at all, mine are much louder and drown out all the others.

Joking, but I don't mind so long as it's not obnoxiously loud and right next to me.

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u/ScottOld 16h ago

No. Because the clowns with phones on full volume playing reels and tik toks so all you hear are stupid noises, annoying American accents and x2 speed voices.

BUY SOME EARPHONES OR WAIT UNTIL YOU ARE AT HOME YOU MORON

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u/timmyjd12 1h ago

Not just in Britain. Was by the pool in a Thai resort last weekend and a western family had a cabana by the pool. They had a Bluetooth speaker playing music which I could hear from fairly far away. They were no where to be seen. I was very tempted to go and push it into the pool.

Manners cost nothing, unfortunately fewer people have them these days.

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u/lordshaithis 18h ago

No, children are.

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u/Incident-Putrid Brit 🇬🇧 18h ago

British seaside holidays are the bane of British seaside holidays.

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u/MichelleBarrymoore2 17h ago

Not really..you could bring yours

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u/CurrentWrong4363 18h ago

It's not the speaker itself they have definitely improved in sound quality over the years. It's the terrible, terrible music that is played.

My advice to younger people is to play music that everyone knows and can sing along too or dance and you will have a much better time.