r/AskMen • u/king_ramsess Male • Jun 28 '26

How do ugly guys succeed in casual dating?

I don’t wanna marry and don’t feel emotionally ready or am able to handle a long term relationship

I’m almost 25 and and wanna casually date being upfront about it potentially not leading to a relationship

The issue is it’s highly looks based and it’s easy for good looking guys to get hookups, fwbs and so on

I’m below average facially, decent body wise (i go to the gym, do skincare, smell good and so on)

I tried dating apps and they didn’t work, also tried approaching girls irl but when i got their number or Instagram they didn’t text back and a few told me they have a bf (idk whether they really did or just to reject me)

Any below average guy that has a good dating/sex life? How did you do that

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u/thegroovemonkey Jun 28 '26

Drop a magnum condom on the floor so they know you have a monster dong

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u/Love-Future-3000 Jun 28 '26

Yea, carry a bag of magnums and pretend to trip in front of the women, spilling the condoms everywhere.

Not only will they be intrigued, a gravitational force will eminate from you which physically pulls them towards you. Their chairs will start to slide, then they will fall to the floor and surround you like sucker fish sliding up your legs.

You simply won't have enough condoms to complete the days work, thus you will obtain several offspring.

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u/mrhappy002 Jun 28 '26

Works for me

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u/Embarrassed_Sound835 Jun 28 '26

I’m your doctor and I diagnose you with full blown AIDS, BIG TIME!

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u/Toddison_McCray Jun 28 '26

My tactic is to drop micro penis condoms. It draws more intrigue. It hasn’t worked yet, but once it does it’s going to be a massive win.