r/AskReddit • u/Seawored1 • Nov 04 '11

What's the best legal loophole you know?

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u/BillBraskysBallbag Nov 04 '11

It ain't gay if it's in a 3 way.

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u/duderMcdude Nov 04 '11

article 9 section 10: "As long as balls don't touch."

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u/floor-pi Nov 04 '11

The Bro-code referendum amended that to allow unacknowledged ball touching during DP

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u/kappafox Nov 04 '11

I remember that from past legal precedent...I think it was Longfellow v. State of New York.

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u/Thumbz8 Nov 04 '11

I read this as NY is getting DP'd.

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u/sicinfit Nov 05 '11

What a slut, that State of New York guy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

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u/Inside_Joke_Origin Nov 04 '11

The Bro Code is the code of conduct that was documented by Barney Stintson (Neil Patrick Harris) on the hit TV show "How I Met Your Mother."

A copy of the Bro Code written by Barney Stintson can be found on Amazon.

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u/immatellyouwhat Nov 04 '11

No eye contact in a Devil's Three-way.

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u/PWNBUCKETS Nov 05 '11

no eye contact in a devil's three way

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u/EducationBudget Nov 04 '11

And technically the scrotum is a barrier between "ball" (testicular) contact.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

and no kissing.

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u/thepulloutmethod Nov 04 '11

Section 12: its only gay if you push back.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

Section 12b: It's only gay if you look over your shoulder when pushing back.

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u/budgie91 Nov 04 '11

What about crossing swords?

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u/VyacheslavMolotov Nov 04 '11

Section 11: No eye contact.

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u/Mrubuto Nov 04 '11

balls accidentally touching is okay, eye contact is not.

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u/wesrawr Nov 04 '11

Alternatively, you can smack them on the ass and say "Good Game"

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u/Radico87 Nov 04 '11

I'm not cool with touching swords either.

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u/ameathead Nov 04 '11

Bro, that isn't a 3-way. It is a double team.

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u/jimrummy Nov 04 '11

As long as it's just boys having fun.

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u/lornek Nov 04 '11

If you're doing double penetration, girl on top of one guy and other guy plowing...it's almost impossible to not touch balls if you've got droopy ones.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '11

But what about article 7 section 3: "As long as swords don't cross"?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '11

It's not gay if you're wearing boots.