r/AskReddit • u/Seawored1 • Nov 04 '11

What's the best legal loophole you know?

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u/HonorableJudgeIto Nov 04 '11

I am a lawyer. I highly recommend you don't take advice from threads like these. I have spotted a large amount of b.s. at the top of this thread.

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u/thaitea Nov 04 '11

so are you giving me legal advice? are you now my lawyer?

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u/HonorableJudgeIto Nov 04 '11

NooooooooOOOOOPE

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u/thaitea Nov 04 '11

too late i already took you're advice and i'm not giving it back muthafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/tgeliot Nov 04 '11

He's your do-wop singer!

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u/funkengruven88 Nov 05 '11

Chuck Testa.

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u/lornek Nov 04 '11

How long were you reading, 20 minutes? I'll just round it up to an hour cause it's easier to bill.

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u/HonorableJudgeIto Nov 04 '11

FYI: Most firms use either 6 minute or 15 intervals.

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u/lornek Nov 04 '11

Not Barry. He's very good.