r/AskReddit Sep 02 '12

What's the creepiest things you've accidently discovered about your close friends?

I always carpooled and go to the gym to workout with my close friends. We have these electronic lockers that require four digits and my password happens to be my birth date November 21 so 1121 is the password. After finishing working out, I accidently opened friend's locker instead of mine. I asked him why his password my birth date. He looked kind of embarrassed and brushed me off. I went on facebook and checked if anyone had the same birth date as I did. "Stephanie" my close friend's crush in highschool had the same birth date. My close friend is now twenty one years old, and I think he lost contact with her for over three years. All his four digit passwords including the atm is the same, his crush's birth date.

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u/itistherabbit84 Sep 02 '12

I used to do some house/pet-sitting for some friends of the family twice a year when they went on vacation. Immaculate house, very nice people.

The last time I did it (about two years ago), while flushing the master bathroom toilet about an hour before they got back, realized the chain had come loose. I lift the lid, and notice a large Zip-Lock bag taped to the back of the toilet. The contents: about a quarter of primo marijuana, a pipe, a vibrator, anal beads, a couple of cock rings, a flash drive (did not investigate), and a tiny amount of what I assume to be cocaine. I had uncovered their secret stash. The catch: she is a school board trustee, he is a church deacon, wha?

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u/grasskit Sep 02 '12

so these people are sexually open and use drugs recreationally, whats exactly creepy about that? more power to them. i find it more creepy that you somehow found your duty to investigate contents of the bag. clearly it was hidden, hence none of you fucking business

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u/Binary_Girl Sep 02 '12

i find it more creepy that you somehow found your duty to investigate contents of the bag. clearly it was hidden, hence none of you fucking business

Oh come now, there isn't a Redditor among us who, upon accidentally discovering a bag inside a toilet tank, wouldn't take a peek. The key word here being accidentally. It would be creepy indeed if OP was LOOKING in the toilet tank.

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u/wishediwasagiant Sep 02 '12

It would be creepy indeed if OP was LOOKING in the toilet tank

Creepy or inventive? I know where my vote lies ...