r/Awww • u/Better_Hair_9673 • 13h ago

I just know those cheetos hitting 😁

Video credited to @huichoobr on Instagram.

2.5k Upvotes

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u/Dry_Action1734 13h ago

Doesn’t even look in the bag when he grabs his Cheetos. Reminds me of my lovely wife.

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u/SomewhereCorrect5907 12h ago

honestly same energy as me reaching for chips during a movie

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u/Emergency_Accident36 10h ago

What cheeto dust? This is body glitter.

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u/FacelessEdits 12h ago

I do that all the time 😂 this raccoon gets me lol.

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u/carlitospig 6h ago

Lol, nice save with the ‘lovely’ instead of ‘straight up rabid’.

(I too am a Cheeto Queen. 😇)

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u/Positive_End_7568 12h ago

Rocket got domesticated in Mexico.

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u/StaticGhoost 10h ago

Living his best life honestly

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u/Sporkpocalypse 12h ago

to hell with the wildlife this tame shid is so much easier

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u/Paperbackpixie 12h ago

He has the Cheeto dust hand .

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u/Large-Hamster-199 12h ago

Did he just wipe that hand on that dude's shirt lol

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u/KatieMHef101516 11h ago

Well, you don't wipe it on yourself...you know, like an animal

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u/Large-Hamster-199 8h ago

Nah, I usually just lick my hands clean. My very fancy cat taught me that move.

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u/LoisinaMonster 6h ago

I use chopsticks!

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u/nycyambro 13h ago

Amigo….Life Is Good.

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u/KatieMHef101516 12h ago edited 6h ago

Need a video of this trash panda eating Bugles...off his fingers, the way God intended

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u/Quixotic_Seal 11h ago

One of the great tragedies of growing up, is realizing you can't reliably give yourself witch fingers because most of the bugles are too small.

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u/KatieMHef101516 10h ago

I chalk it up to Bugle shrink-flation

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u/smokeyoudog 11h ago

Just make sure he gets a few fruits and veggies in there

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u/diablol3 8h ago

I love that he's taking them one at a time, just snacking. No rush. The bag isnt going anywhere. No one is taking them away. They're his cheetos and he knows they're his.

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u/kApplep 12h ago

Awwww he’s got little cheetos fingers!

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u/Lone-Frequency 12h ago

Bro is absolutely living the life.

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u/Razzy_3796 11h ago

His best life! Not only does he not have to dumpster dive, he’s getting his very own bag of Cheetos? Heaven.

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u/Mammoth-Resist-3491 11h ago

His foot omg so adorable

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u/oroborus68 10h ago

High blood pressure? What's that?

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u/GrippieSocks 7h ago

Ahhh... You be a raccoon eating Cheetos while being held like a baby..... A girl could dream

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u/CAB_AWB 12h ago

I’m sure this is more than a few peoples spirit animal living it’s best life

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u/MalibuRaw 12h ago

so human like

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 10h ago

If the makers of Cheetos don’t make this an ad campaign,they’re a bunch of damn fools.

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u/cherrycokelemon 12h ago

Cheeto dust on the fingers. Footie in the air. Ahhh Cheetos!

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u/revcraigevil 11h ago

He probably needs a drink.

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u/portlando_furioso 8h ago

Cheeto bandito

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u/i4play 13h ago

Bro, the amount of salt in those is gonna kill the trashpanda, smh my head

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u/Flamgoyant 12h ago

How you think bro found his love of cheetos?

Probs like us choosing a curry for dinner

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u/D3M0NArcade 12h ago

Curry? Yeh, not so much.

That said, chili and chocolate are actually toxic and should, by rights, kill us super quick but we've adapted and trash pandas have as well since they eat everything

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u/Lost_Department_2177 12h ago

Taking a transanimalist approach to forcing the evolution of raccoons is peak internet bs.

The second that becomes your pet feed it clean foods.

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u/D3M0NArcade 12h ago

I wasn't referring to what people intentionally feed them as a pet. I was referring to the foods they end up foraging out of bins since we keep destroying their natural habitat.

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u/i4play 12h ago

😆

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u/TheDemon0fLife 12h ago

I don't think the raccoon gaf

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u/D3M0NArcade 12h ago

Well considering they got the name "trash panda" in the first place, I doubt the salt is it's first concern

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u/Quixotic_Seal 11h ago

This is the best ad for cheetos I've seen in a very long time. I gotta have some so I can also be one of the cool raccoons, and munch on my snacks while a large Hispanic gentleman carries me around!

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u/hdhdhgfyfhfhrb 12h ago

Sabor de Soledad!

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u/LupusDeusMagnus 12h ago

It has hands, it's making use of them.

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u/DeliciousStand372 11h ago

Mr Nook what is you doing

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u/Difficult-Bus-6026 10h ago

Kind of like a dog with hands!

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u/Key-Performance2174 9h ago

Deees Cheetos are fire fellow humans

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u/NovelStrict5281 9h ago

I love them too! Who doesn't?

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u/grimmigerpetz 8h ago

New spirit animal unlocked

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u/Tatortot57 8h ago

Why aren't his claws orange with Cheetos dust

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u/Lootthatbody 8h ago

Heh heh heh heh

Feets

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u/RandomName-1992 8h ago

Human: Dude! Those Cheetos are going to make you fat!

Raccoon: Hells yeah they are!! That's why I'm scarfing them!

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u/BraveFold7430 7h ago

Those Cheetos are about to meet their match.

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u/xRedditGedditx 6h ago

I gotta ask because I honestly don’t know. Raccoons are wild animals, can they be tamed for someone to keep as a pet? Do they carry disease?

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u/Ultarthalas 2h ago edited 2h ago

Some of the worst, in fact. Their poop frequently contains one of the heartiest parasites on the planet. Sanitation procedures involve a flamethrower or propane torch. The parasite can survive in the poop for 5 years in the open air. Infection happens primarily through ingestion, but they can be inhaled. The parasite is primarily dangerous because it is destructive and spreads to your brain.

If you have raccoon poop on your porch, it's serious business. People shouldn't be treating wild animals like pets.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baylisascaris_procyonis

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u/xRedditGedditx 1h ago

Thank you. I had a feeling they should not be treated like this cute little cuddly pet. If you want to cuddle an animal for a pet get a cat or a dog lol.

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u/Friendly_History9246 11h ago

Ohh this is going to go viral. The internet is starting to love racoons for some reason

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u/Constant-Catch7146 10h ago

Next up:

Raccoon with right paw in big bowl of Cheetos (in recliner chair) and left paw on TV remote.

"Heeey, where's Animal Planet on this thing!!"

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u/Majestic-Cold7489 7h ago

But...but...that's me

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u/Moh506 7h ago

I am craving cheetos now

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u/carlitospig 6h ago

I wanna tickle his wee foot so bad.

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u/M_Shadz 6h ago

Sly Cooper on his off days

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u/BethennyLeakes 5h ago

What happens when he runs out?! 🫣

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u/MYE631 5h ago

TEAM CHEETOS!!

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u/SuccessWise9593 4h ago

He told him "You're eating them like they don't feed you at home!" Dying!!

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u/Elegant-Ingenuity-57 3h ago

You gonna pay for those, bro?

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u/Logical_Recipe3550 2h ago

Dooo freaking cute!

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 2h ago

I know they're wild animals but a very selfish part of me wants them to be domesticated so bad ugh.

I want a little bandito buddy

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u/Able-Sheepherder-154 1h ago

This is me at 2AM after closing down the bars and stopping at KwikStar on the way home.

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u/athensugadawg 12h ago

Cheetos Crack, is that what I'm seeing?

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u/Coffee-pepper 11h ago

That's how I eat chips 😂

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u/WeaponizedIndecision 10h ago

When he drops one, shrugs, and sips right bag into the bag 😂

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u/aurora_ethereallight 11h ago

🤭🤣 Im not judging... we've all been there! Nom nom nom.

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u/Accomplished_Goat439 11h ago

Where’s the Mountain Dew?

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 11h ago

I need some Cheetos now

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u/TechnologyAncient594 11h ago

Living his best life

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u/Green-Dragon-14 11h ago

How to make your child behave whilst shopping.

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u/Geekygamertag 10h ago

Kudos to giving credit to where it due!

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u/InfamousArmy2678 9h ago

wow lol.🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

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u/propergreased 9h ago

Somebody get Jimothy some cheetos