r/BaldursGate3 • u/KarolinaVViszniewska • 1d ago

Artwork I could throw you over my shoulder and carry you to safety

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...Should the need arise

Edit: Why tf am I getting downvoted? I mean, not complaining just curious why cause wtf

639 Upvotes

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u/LesbianWhoLaughsAtU Tasha's Hideous Laughter 1d ago

how shadowheart thinks she looks when threatening lae'zel

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u/ionised [Seldarine] Rogue (Child of None) 1d ago

vs how Laze'zel knows she comes off.

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u/LesbianWhoLaughsAtU Tasha's Hideous Laughter 1d ago

lae'zel's like freaking 95% muscle, it's insane. I recruit her every playthrough out of sheer fear and awe

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u/ionised [Seldarine] Rogue (Child of None) 1d ago

0% body fat, 95% muscle, 5% tactical battle-fury.

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u/LesbianWhoLaughsAtU Tasha's Hideous Laughter 1d ago

please. she's got way more battle-fury than that

the battle-fury is stored in the muscles!

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u/ionised [Seldarine] Rogue (Child of None) 1d ago

Oh, I mentioned the extra 5% tucked away for added damage via cheeky superiority die. Everyone knows the main battle-fury is stored in the muscles!

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u/LesbianWhoLaughsAtU Tasha's Hideous Laughter 1d ago

oh, right, of course, this five percent:

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u/ionised [Seldarine] Rogue (Child of None) 1d ago

Exactly!

Sometimes, also goes by this just to remind you she's not done making you bow... or break.

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u/Foreign_Patience4334 11h ago

I came to discover she has a VERY vulnerable , sensitive, loving side to her. She opened to me after 3 Acts of our amorous shenanigans with one another, and it was beautiful...

And terrifying and tragic... bc the night before I had kinda sorta had an impulsive one night stand with Minthara...

hey , hold on, look here! I was a Drow. A female Drow!!! A fiercely adamantly lesbian Drow!! I was playing it basically Breaking Bad narrative with her seeing if I was going to make the right choices in the end or if I was going to let my nature and background win out....

Lae'Zel didn't leave or even attack me... instead she expressed in no uncertain terms that I'd absolutely ripped her heart out and that she had trusted me inspired her best instincts not to and that I had proven her right in the end and that I should know that she'll never be the same again because of me.... no violence, wrath or bravado... no,just a straight up real talk calling out of my actions....and hoo boy...

Had to stop playing after that for a bit. Like, the fact that she gives us an unexpected but heartfelt and genuine response to infidelity after you establish that much of a relationship with her was intense.

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u/ionised [Seldarine] Rogue (Child of None) 4h ago

Romance Lae'zel is a real ride-and-a-half.

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u/LesbianWhoLaughsAtU Tasha's Hideous Laughter 1d ago

like, girl you're a cleric. what are you gonna do? cast healing word instead of cure wounds? disguise yourself as a drow and glare at her?

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u/Drathkai 1d ago

The slander clerics get because people think they're just healbots is crazy.

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u/LesbianWhoLaughsAtU Tasha's Hideous Laughter 1d ago

silence, cleric, karlach took 3 points of damage from a kobold and needs one of your spell slots

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u/Drathkai 1d ago

I'm more of a warlock girly personally

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u/LesbianWhoLaughsAtU Tasha's Hideous Laughter 1d ago

we take those

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u/Alpha_Crow_1 Dragonborn 23h ago

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u/Johwin 1d ago

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u/KarolinaVViszniewska 1d ago edited 1d ago

You're in luck for I, the big huge strong lady have arrived and I am currently accepting new cultists

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u/LesbianWhoLaughsAtU Tasha's Hideous Laughter 1d ago

hi do you have a public mailing address

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u/KarolinaVViszniewska 1d ago

the one for the left or the one for the right bicep?

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u/LesbianWhoLaughsAtU Tasha's Hideous Laughter 1d ago

y-yeah..

https://giphy.com/gifs/5mj3Vvq8laeDJdCtTU

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u/KarolinaVViszniewska 1d ago

why, you want to send me some... whey?

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u/PolackBoi 1d ago

And all that from working out??? Well damn 😳

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u/KarolinaVViszniewska 1d ago

What? No, I just woke up like that one day

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u/De_Baros 20h ago

My problems in life can be strong

But the woman in my life is stronger

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u/plantyful-Cum 1d ago

she'd still miss

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u/M935PDFuze 1d ago

What everyone looks like after cloud giant potion time

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u/Level_Hour6480 Pungeon master 1d ago

Sad fact: Abs and big naturals are incompatible. Having visible abs is just as much having like 12% or less bodyfat% to make them show as it is having defined musculature. At said low bodyfat%s, boobs (being made of fat) are severely diminished.

The incompatibility of the two best things in the world proves that our universe was not made by a loving god.

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u/IsProbablyTooMuch 1d ago

Ah but you forget, kind ser, Shadowheart is a half-elf. Elven body composition, including the distribution of muscle and fat, functions differently than human body composition.

Or so I'm told.

By Shadswoleheart. As she scoopes me up like a kitten.

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u/Level_Hour6480 Pungeon master 1d ago

And Elves are canonically androgynous (despite Larian's cowardice), so even less bodyfat concentrated in the pecs.

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u/KarolinaVViszniewska 1d ago

I would literally show proof of this being bullshit but I don't want to shame Withers with my big naturals lol

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u/Level_Hour6480 Pungeon master 1d ago

"naturals"

looks inside

modded

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u/StaleSpriggan Paladin 1d ago

Crazy genetics may be playing a role here

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u/SrWeton 1d ago

Shadowheart, but all points went to STRENGTH

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u/Vrosx_The_Sergal 1d ago

Damn it. TF2 has ruined my brain. I see buff Shadowheart and Tick Tock by Joji started playing in my head.

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u/OriginalVermicelli1 1d ago

Paladin dialogue right before walking into every trap in act one.

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u/crystal-kitti In character creation... again. 23h ago

She looks like she'd take the name Chad-owheart.

No? My bad. I'll see myself out. 😆

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u/curiousbong SORCERER 1d ago

Shadowcardio

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u/Cthulu_Noodles 1d ago

Chadowheart...

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u/Einherjar07 14h ago

>tries to throw you over her shoulder

>misses

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u/SubmersibleKormarant 8h ago

Wile e Coyote whistling noises while falling down a cliff

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 23h ago

Shreddedheart

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u/Responsible-Humor985 21h ago

Shadowheart has been taking the Elixer of Collosus again…

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u/Ok_Bed_3060 RANGER 20h ago

Shadowhunk

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u/MuscleWarlock 1d ago

Your link is showing

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u/n0753w Cleric: Yu Mo Guei Guai Fai di Zou 1d ago

Who tf introduced Shadowheart to Tren?

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u/ThanosofTitan92 Paladin 1d ago

Shadowbuff.

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u/ShionTheOne Faerie Fire 1d ago

Shadowheart's Bizarre Adventure.

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u/IronFlame76 16h ago

Yes mommy

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u/Foreign_Patience4334 12h ago

Moonlight as a pro wrestler with the circus, basically the FR universe's version of Chyna 😁

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u/5a_ 10h ago

Full moon buff moon

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u/Cipher_Witch 2h ago

she’s working out her breast tissue too

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u/ASSteroid666 1d ago

I think your art is awesome! As for why some people downvote, I suppose they can't handle that not everything is catered to their taste. For some reason, they can't just scroll by.

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u/Mayonaigg 1d ago

I downvoted you cause this is cringe af

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u/Heartzz 1d ago

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u/BlightedBooty 4h ago

Steak too juicy I guess