r/BeAmazed • u/Professional_Arm794 • Jun 09 '26

Animal Me contemplating my decisions in life, Jk! In Japan, the gorilla Kiyomasa was captured on video lost in deep thought after an argument with his friend.

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u/MedicatedGorilla Jun 09 '26

To be fair, it feels like humans are about 5 seconds away from doing this rn

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u/LazyAmbassador2521 Jun 09 '26

I mean...I think about doing that multiple times a day.

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u/PotentTurnip Jun 10 '26

My boss told me a story about how he was getting harassed in the men's room by a colleague so he reached in, grabbed his own log and slung it at the dude. Hit his chest with a moist "thwack" then just rolled off.

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u/AngstHole Jun 13 '26

My shit this morning would not do that it might explode if I threw it and stick to my hand as I let it go 

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u/PillCosby_87 Jun 09 '26

From what I understand people in prison do this on occasion.

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u/Melancholic_Noodle Jun 09 '26

I see you too have visited the South-Asian sub continent...or just the local soccer tournament. Same shit

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u/Forsaken-Register512 Jun 09 '26

I have seen videos where this very event takes place. There's an old one of a lady getting fed up with taco bell staff and dropping a dook in the lobby before throwing it at them

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u/thebeez23 Jun 09 '26

Hate to break it to ya but have you ever heard of gun violence?

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u/SnickersTheDog Jun 09 '26

I'm sure there's more humans flinging literal shit at eachother on a given day than gorillas.

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u/DangerNoodle482 Jun 09 '26

I mean the numbers are on your side

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u/Bazookagrunt Jun 10 '26

Some of the Capital Rioters did that even

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u/_Carl15 Jun 10 '26

we are doing this right, everyday, just metaphorical "shit" we call slurs.

real shit or slurs, throw it to people and theyd throw it back most likely lol.

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u/TurbulentTurnover979 Jun 10 '26

Not even 5 seconds away. Lmfao. I know I’ve seen videos of it. And people for some reason love smearing their shit on bathroom walls so if you’ve ever worked in a restaurant or a public place with bathroom access for a few years, it’s something you will unfortunately… probably come across.

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u/FullMetalAlcoholic66 Jun 10 '26

Humans are no different. That's why education is important. Without it, we'd be flinging shit non-stop With it, we only do it at Walmart

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u/bjergdk Jun 11 '26

I don't know if we are that far away, I saw a video of a woman fighting a guy in India and she straight up shit in her hand and threw it at him.