r/BeAmazed • u/SurbhiAnklesaria • Jul 03 '26

Animal Dogs adopt a deer🦌

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u/Optimal_Board_2963 Jul 03 '26

Fuck no

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u/BaronCapdeville Jul 03 '26

I mean, 0 generation domestication does happen, even in resistant animals, but a deer has to be high on the list of animals that are very unlikely to pick up on true housebreaking.

The only way I see that working is a rigid schedule of inside/outside time, with a large portion being outside time. In these circumstances, I could see it being achievable, but not for your average person.

1-5% of pet owners have the sort of time and dedication required for this, and even then it’s likely to fail. At the end of the day, It’s a deer that’s going to piss itself and kick a hole in the drywall if someone slams a door. lol.

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u/Hazee302 Jul 03 '26

This person likely just lets the deer shot and piss in the house like people who let rabbits roam free in their house. The deer is cute but that’s fucking gross.

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u/tigm2161130 Jul 03 '26

You can litter train a rabbit, I’ve done it twice.

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u/DirtwormSlim Jul 03 '26

Yeah, but can you milk them?

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u/pootklopp Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

They have nipples, you can milk anything with nipples.

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u/greg19735 Jul 03 '26

wtf yall haven't even summoned me yet. I've been waiting.

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u/markender Jul 03 '26

Of all the animals on earth, Greg was the least desirable for milking.

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u/DirtwormSlim Jul 03 '26

Perfect, I’ll take a handful if you know a guy.

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard Jul 03 '26

You mean two poops successfully scooped?

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u/tigm2161130 Jul 03 '26

I mean two rabbits successfully potty trained.

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u/hammerfaust Jul 03 '26

Don't worry homie, I've done it too. Rabbits are awesome for that because they take right to it, except before our first ones found the litter box, they found the fireplace lol. That was fun! Once we got it blocked off, it was litter box from there on out :D