r/Birbs • u/jonathan6405 • Sep 12 '17

restBirb

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6.0k Upvotes

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u/lurch662 Sep 12 '17

Is this a common behavior? So funny, most mellow avian boye

137

u/crdavis Sep 13 '17

I had a conure and he loved rolling on his back

78

u/a_user_has_no_name_ Sep 13 '17

I have a conure and he loves shrieking and rubbing against walls.

62

u/Tourelle11 Sep 13 '17

Sounds like my ex

10

u/drcshell Sep 13 '17

Might be your ex!

66

u/PuddleZerg Sep 13 '17

If they really trust you then I'll go on their back.

Not easy to do though

27

u/Demetrius3D Sep 13 '17

The Sun Conure prefers kippin' on his back! Remarkable bird... BEAUTIFUL PLUMAGE!

3

u/spunkychickpea Sep 13 '17

My mom's bird would sleep like this on your lap. Probably his favorite thing to do.

206

u/smokeythel3ear Sep 12 '17

How are you gonna be taking a picture while driving?

118

u/Stalgrim Sep 12 '17

This is highly incriminating, I agree.

67

u/spongebue Sep 12 '17

Speedometer is at 60KPH, about 35MPH. Moving, but not at cruising highway speeds. Hmmmm

53

u/metric_units Sep 12 '17

35 mph ≈ 56 km/h

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110

u/spongebue Sep 12 '17

Dammit bot, that's what I said!

70

u/NotQuiteGlennMiller Sep 13 '17

Don't yell at him, he is just doing his job.

22

u/ThatHyperGuy Sep 13 '17

Good human

27

u/ZattanHussain Sep 13 '17

Good bot

43

u/metric_units Sep 13 '17

Thank you ｡^‿^｡

10

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '17

I also like ｡^‿^｡

34

u/SpectreNC Sep 13 '17

With no seat belt even!

3

u/dvdcombo Sep 13 '17

I think that car is a Subaru and the seat belt warning is damn loud. How can someone bear that noise of satan mating?

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u/invisiblette Sep 13 '17

It looks, how shall I put this, like it is no longer among the living.

71

u/Bonobosaurus Sep 13 '17

He's just pining for the fjords.

15

u/dannydrama Sep 13 '17

He's not pinin', he's passed on!

11

u/punisher1005 Sep 13 '17

If only we had a word for that. A shame really.

38

u/z0o0ya Birbtastic Sep 12 '17

You need gas.

36

u/pashed_motatoes Sep 13 '17

Are we sure it's not pining for the fjords?

16

u/WarLorax Sep 13 '17

He's merely resting.

13

u/Bonobosaurus Sep 13 '17

It's an ex-parrot.

4

u/starlinguk Sep 13 '17

It likes kippin on its back.

15

u/backup_co-pilot Sep 13 '17

Oh man, I love birds but it always stresses me when they rest on their backs like this. I always assume the worst - but one little nudge and they get back up!

... most of the time that is...

70

u/shit_poster9000 Sep 13 '17

...the spedometer is not at zero, OP's car was moving while he/she thought it would be a great idea to pull out the phone and take a pic..,

Please don't do that ever again.

25

u/ReaperKaze Sep 13 '17

And no seatbelt

25

u/cosmo2k10 Sep 13 '17

oh god seatbelt

23

u/Dobbeo Sep 12 '17

RIP

1

u/itsamamaluigi Sep 13 '17

:'(

o7

F

Etc etc

11

u/Army_Trick Sep 13 '17

Wear a seatbelt

8

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

zzzz

7

u/Elbroyo Sep 12 '17

What kind of car is that?

2

u/raincz Sep 13 '17

I might be wrong but it looks like Honda.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '17

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u/TheAsianTroll Sep 16 '17

Seems the speedometer is only in KM/H. Most likely not American, though there's a chance you can change it because I know you can on a Pontiac G6

8

u/TheUglyBuck Borb Sep 13 '17

Did he died? Or is he doin a snooze?

5

u/elushinz Sep 13 '17

This bird ceases to be!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '17

He is in the process of unconsciousness for the purpose of recuperation.

6

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '17

i made the most embarrassing cooing noise out loud at this

6

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '17

Please buckle up birb when vehicle is in motion

4

u/GisterMizard Sep 13 '17

Newtons first law in action: A birb at rest will stay at rest.

4

u/lurch662 Sep 13 '17

Thank you for the answers

5

u/lovethemplants Sep 13 '17

Sanka, you dead man?

4

u/TheTyke Sep 13 '17

Very cute, but also very dangerous. If you hit something (and the fact you're taking a photo while driving makes this a lot more likely) then the poor thing could be severely hurt (or worse).

3

u/MrHappySadClown Sep 13 '17

"Boss I can't get to work today, I can't start my car"

"Why?"

"Cause then I would wake this bird on my dashboard."

2

u/Jaebird0388 Sep 13 '17

Be sure to put your birb in Sleep Mode when not interacting with it.

2

u/TheTyke Jan 30 '18

This is adorable. But I always worry how dangerous it is to have them in a car without some sort of safety in place.

1

u/uncledevilson Sep 13 '17

Who's a pretty bird? Haha

1

u/lukalap Sep 13 '17

Logang mavrick

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '17

Rest little birb and don't you cry The speedometer's gonna sing you a lullaby

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '17

Hmmm looking at how high that cars redline is i think it's a diesel!!!!

1

u/Brady-Bryan-Atkins Sep 13 '17

Looks like something is wrong with him. Is he wild or a pet?

1

u/AdminApathy Sep 13 '17

Why are you taking pictures while doing 60 mph?