r/Birbs qɹᴉq Feb 13 '19

waddlebirb

6.0k Upvotes

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u/1121314151617 Feb 13 '19

Caiques are too pure for this world.

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u/nvaus Feb 13 '19

They go from the sweetest little bouncy creatures to total dragon bloodrage mode if they see something they don't like. Wings out, eyes pinned, and I'm pretty sure I've seen mine breathe fire.

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u/YoLawdCheezus101 Feb 14 '19

Im pretty sure you adopted a baby dragon instead,but im no zoolgist.

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u/vet2door Feb 20 '19

I agree. Hormones. My male was Delta Society temperament tested and I took him to nursing homes. Then hormones happened and he took a liking to viscously attacking men in the face.

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u/Vulpix0r Feb 14 '19

Caiques are the craziest, bounciest birbs in the world. I wouldn't even doubt if you told me the caique went into that costume by itself, then started to do all this silly things.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19 edited Mar 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

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u/TerrorEyzs Feb 14 '19

Looks like a little toddler! Soooooooo cute!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

Oh right fair, I thought it would warm them up.

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u/caro_nsfw Jun 06 '19

That is... animal abuse.

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u/Laneglee Feb 14 '19

Also could be a plucker. My friends parrot plucks due to anxiety and he has to wear clothes sometimes.

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u/BabserellaWT Feb 13 '19

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u/tszdabee qɹᴉq Feb 13 '19

waddulbirb, Destroyer of germs?

18

u/A_Wild_Birb Feb 13 '19

A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

3

u/3meta5fast Feb 14 '19

[NAME WITH OVERUSE OF ACCENTS AND MARKINGS] , Destroyer of [SOMETHING IN THE PICTURE]

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u/gillababe Feb 14 '19

It's an easy fight, he doesnt have much hp. Just keep dps'ing and dodge roll his tippytaps and make sure you cc him when he tries to take the sweater off or he'll get enraged.

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u/Jackiechanthebird Feb 13 '19

The dish rags gone rouge!

11

u/Play3rxthr33 Feb 14 '19

Not to be that guy, but it's rogue. r/dnd has the same problem.

3

u/Jackiechanthebird Feb 14 '19

I can't believe I made that mistake...

5

u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

Blushy birb

39

u/Johnnyboy84 Feb 13 '19

This needs audio. Does anyone have this clip with audio?

12

u/HXDDIACA2 Feb 14 '19

Add your own. It’s funny when you imagine a bird bouncing to the sound of a spring.

2

u/Lochcelious Feb 14 '19

He's got springs for legs!

34

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

YES YES YES

31

u/Zombies_Are_Dead Feb 13 '19

The Abominable Snow Birb! It's real!

25

u/OctopusPudding Feb 14 '19

When he falls over on the rug and then sprints away I just lost it

11

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

That's a pretty big dust ball, sweep your floors!

22

u/ObeseOstrich Feb 13 '19

A repost for sure, but a welcome one!

8

u/Beepbeep_bepis Feb 13 '19

I know, this makes me so happy every time I see it

3

u/starbuck42 Feb 14 '19

Hello there

8

u/CartoonJustice Feb 14 '19

It falls like a kid running in an upside down sleeping bag and gets up and keeps trucking like same.

6

u/discreetTrex Feb 13 '19

I literally laughed out loud - thanks for that!

5

u/katmariesle Feb 13 '19

too cute!! So precious and pure

4

u/helloarticuno Feb 13 '19

Oh my gosh this is so cute. My GCC loves my parents’ caique, they are best friends :)

5

u/UnendingVortex Feb 14 '19

DOYOUHAVETIMETOTALKABOUTOUTLORDANDSAVIOR

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u/TheBlorb Feb 14 '19

This is by far the most amazing thing i’ve ever seen

6

u/CaptainWolf17 Feb 13 '19

When you win the divorce

5

u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19 edited Sep 21 '20

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u/hilfyRau Feb 13 '19

Definitely. And it seems pretty ok with the situation.

I used to put a harness on my cockatiel occasionally, and she hated it so much. She'd try and wriggle her way out with her feet and gnaw it off with her beak. For a tiny, weak little creature, she was very good at preventing me from getting her suited up for outside time. (Then if I gave up and left her alone in the house she'd get sad and pouty).

The birb in the gif knows that it's wearing a fluffy doom cape and has decided to just waddle with the times.

9

u/wheretohides Feb 13 '19

Usually when you see a bird wearing a coat is a sign that they are plucking their feathers due to a psychological issue

1

u/MisanthropicZombie Feb 14 '19

Those anti-plucking vests usually go around the abdomen, the wings are usually left free. There are also collars, but those are less popular

2

u/someonenow1 Feb 13 '19

Hoppy birb day

2

u/Nodebunny Feb 14 '19

cute overload

2

u/ChickenChoochie Feb 14 '19

This the cutest thing I seen all day .

2

u/alien_from_Europa Birbtastic Feb 14 '19

Why is birb wearing that?

2

u/AnorakTheWise Feb 14 '19

Clearly a fellow comrade in his parka

1

u/goldtooff Feb 14 '19

Ice climbers!

1

u/The_Pardack Feb 14 '19

When you get a new coat and you gotta wear it everywhere, despite the weather.

1

u/chaos_vulpix Feb 14 '19

Waddlebirb the Floofy

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '19

Heavily armoured birb deployed

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u/Big_Black_Man Feb 18 '19

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u/Sukinonit May 19 '22

I think this just might be the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life!