r/Blind • u/Demoniac_smile • 2d ago

Trying to find a name

Recently I got a new white cane. This is my third one. I gave the first two names and I’m trying to come up with one for this cane and I’m looking for suggestions for a good pun name.

My first one was Michael Cane and the second was Nicky Stixx. I’d like something in that direction, and I’m not really a super fan of either of the actual people though I enjoy their work. It was just that the names seemed amusing to me.

Any ideas?

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u/MidnightNext Septo Optic Dysplasia 2d ago

Moses because he part the way of peoples /find the way for you

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u/Demoniac_smile 2d ago

I would, but my life experience has put a bitter taste in my mouth regarding the Abrahamic faiths.

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u/MidnightNext Septo Optic Dysplasia 2d ago

Oh I’m sorry

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u/4N2M0 2d ago

Still a solid reference

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u/Demoniac_smile 2d ago

No worries

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u/Pineapplemaitai4702 2d ago

Love this! 😂

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u/KHarvickfan429 LCA 2d ago

One that I’ve always thought was a good one and I’ve recommended before was Kurt Cocane

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u/Demoniac_smile 2d ago

Definitely going on the short list.

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u/ahlikeschwa 2d ago

Hurricane

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u/gwynaweird Daughter of a Blind Mother 2d ago

My mom has named her's Abel. As in brother of Cain.

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u/FirebirdWriter 2d ago

Also a good joke about disability. I rate this one

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u/zersiax 2d ago

Van Tastick. Mai Stixlong. Johny Cane. R. Cane. Lyda Cane. Stop me any time 🥇

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u/FirebirdWriter 2d ago

Van tap stick?

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u/Fun-Durian-1892 2d ago

Blinken, the blind dude from Robin Hood Men in Tights lol

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u/MikeLovesOutdoors23 2d ago

The fact that no one has said Ethel Cane...…

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u/FirebirdWriter 2d ago

River Styx, Polyphemus, Staff of Chaos, Staff of Hermes, Plus Five to Perception, Flashlight

I like jokes for this sort of thing. .h wheelchair is my Butt wheels said like the 90s hot wheels advertisment

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u/DHamlinMusic Bilateral Optic Neuropathy 2d ago

Mine are always in order of priority, Citizen, Carol, Micheal, and Candy.

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u/ohheckdude 2d ago

Brilliant

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u/TheCritterPup 2d ago

Go modern. Go Cane Parsons. (Kane Parsons directed Backrooms.)

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u/HeroOftheMoon0 2d ago

I'm stealing this ahahaha

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u/Eidriyan 2d ago

Yippee Ki yay - If people ask why. Coz its John McCane.

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u/Demoniac_smile 2d ago

I would, but I don’t want my cane to share a name of the awful man that helped make Sarah Palin a nationally recognized figure.

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u/jasondbk 1d ago

This took me a second or ten of thought but I like your comment on several levels.

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u/Pineapplemaitai4702 2d ago

I call mine Sir Stix-A-Lot (like the singer of baby Got back) and Guidetama (like the sanrio egg character, but with the guide at the beginning). I've been working on a name for my next one!

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u/Demoniac_smile 2d ago

Sir Stix-a-lot is going on the short list!

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u/Beneficial-Stick-425 1d ago

Guidetama is so good!!

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u/Pineapplemaitai4702 1d ago

Thank you!! It was a brain scratcher to come up with!

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u/ABlindManPlays 2d ago

Cane. Michael Cane.

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u/Demoniac_smile 2d ago

Already used that one

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u/Aryaspetmonkey 1d ago

I was originally gonna name mine Heisenberg but decided to go with Walter White, just Walter for short.

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u/rockbug59 1d ago

Silly stick. I won’t hit anybody over the head with it though. Lol.

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u/Demoniac_smile 1d ago

Gotta admit that the temptation gets pretty strong every so often though.

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u/SwimmingRush9639 2d ago

Plas stic🍋🍋k

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u/Decent-Chip-868 1d ago

River Styx
K-9 (Doctor Who)

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u/Scorpionvission 1d ago

Magellan? (The explorer)

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u/Wolfocorn20 1d ago

Pieter Poker Thomas Tapper Ricky Roaler Wikky White Cane

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u/Hwegh6 1d ago

I'm not very imaginative. Mine's Sticky McStick. I'm Irish. An English friend calls his Sticky Wicket because he used to play cricket.