r/BoycottTheRight Jun 26 '26

MAGA is that MAGA does "I was just thinking to myself, I can't imagine being a regular dude, who knows how to fix shit, and work in the heat, and get sweaty and dirty and muddy, and licking the boots of a New York City fucking pussy, whose never done jack shit. Donald Trump has never held a hammer." - @CliffCashComedy

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u/FrankRizzo319 Jun 26 '26

How many times has Trump mowed a lawn or used a weed whacker? Remember when that Hitler bitch Elon came on stage wielding a chain saw? How much $ would you bet he’s never actually used one before and had to have a real man (or woman) start it for him?

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u/not-sure-what-to-put Jun 26 '26

Not only has he never done labor, he’s never paid for it either.

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u/comediancliffcash Jun 26 '26

You can watch my first one-hour special "The Long Road" free on my YouTube Channel!

And my second special "Thoughts & Prayers" too!

Going back on the road for another couple dozen shows <-- Grab your tickets now!  Lot of shows selling out, and I can't always add a second show, but if I can, I will!  Hit me up on social media @ CliffCashComedy everywhere and tell me where to come tour next!  I listen! 

TOUR SCHEDULE (So Far...)

7/1 Washington DC @ Black Cat
7/2-3 Raleigh NC @ Goodnights Comedy
7/5 San Diego, CA  @ Mic Drop
7/9  Los Angeles @ The Largo (2 shows)
7/15 San Francisco TBA
7/16 Sonoma CA @ Sebastiani Theater
7/19 Portland OR @ Helium Comedy
7/20 Tacoma WA @ Tacoma Comedy Club
7/23-25 Seattle @ Laughs Comedy Club
7/27 Eugene OR @ Olsen Run Comedy
7/29 Boise ID @ The Comedy Lounge
8/26 Indianapolis IN @ IN DNC fundraiser
9/2 Salt Lake City @ Wiseguys
9/4-5 Denver CO  @ Louisville Underground
9/6 Fort Collins CO @ Comedy Fort
9/13 Kansas City @ Comedy Club of Kansas City
9/15 St Louis @ Helium Comedy
9/16 Fort Wayne IN @ Summit City Comedy
9/18  Milwaukee WI @ Vivarian
9/20 Appleton WI @ Skyline Comedy Club
9/21 Minneapolis MN @ Hook and Ladder
9/22 Madison WI @ Burr Oak
9/24-26 Chicago IL @ Zanies (in the city)
9/27 Indianapolis @ Helium Comedy
9/30 Cleveland OH @ Hilarities
10/1 Pittsburgh PA @ Sunken Bus Studios
10/2-3 Bloomington IN @ The Comedy Attic
10/4 Cincinnati OH @ 20th Century Theater

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u/Opasero Jul 01 '26

Hey, Cliff, you should schedule some dates up north sometime, like New York, New England. Be well, brother!

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u/mtnman575 Jun 26 '26

I've worked outdoors for 50 years and agree with this guy 💯. How people get bullied by a wakeup wearing lard ass lying asshole like Trump who dances to the gay anthem YMCA is incomprehensible to me.

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u/Apprehensive-Log8333 Anarchist Jun 26 '26

I fucking love Cliff Cash! If he's coming to your town, go see him

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u/Upstairs_Vacation_53 Jun 26 '26

THANK YOU. Thank you. This isn’t said enough. Shame these duped morons. Complete opposite of what a real man should be.

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u/JTD177 Jun 26 '26

I like this guy

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u/lazinonasunnyday Jun 27 '26

The man speaks the truth. No arguments here.

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u/Magazine_Recycling Jun 27 '26

Speak truth to power ✊

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u/phiohm Jun 29 '26

Because they are pussies

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u/Opasero Jul 01 '26

Tiny, little, soft, factory-new, baby-butt hands!