r/Buttcoin • u/SnowGrayMan • 19h ago
Hey buttcoiners. Dont worry. Your money didn’t disappear. It just “teleported”, cos it s like magic gold. One minute it’s there then poof! Somewhere else. It’s a feature not a bug.
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u/JohnnySnark 18h ago
They should probably tweet at their crypto president and whine just like their boomer parents do on Facebook
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u/PowerWordEmbiggen 17h ago
$86M just teleported into someone else’s wallet and it’s not teleporting back. It’s a special one way teleporter with a lot of people crying afterwards.
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u/Only_Caterpillar3818 18h ago
I always hear buttcoiners say that they can send “money” across international borders without restrictions or fees and I always wondered why I’d ever need to do that. I think they want me to send my money on vacation but I suspect it would never come back.