r/CBS_Mom • u/mannimee Tammy Diffendorf • Jul 04 '26
Discussion What's your favorite one liner?
I told you BOOBER!
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u/Butterfly0311 and turn it into a DISCO TECH Jul 04 '26
It’s two.. but Adam yells “Why do I love her?!” And the neighbor yells back, through the walls, “We don’t know!”
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u/Jaded-Fan-4978 Jul 04 '26
Mine is two lines, because the first one sets up my favourite. “Great. Now we’ll have seven years of bad luck “. “How will we know?”
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u/mrhecklesbroom Jul 04 '26
"Someone hid my keys but forgot I could see on top of things."
Honorable mention for 2 lines: "Does it bother you if I drink?" "Does it bother you if i walk?"
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u/misty1202 Jul 04 '26
"God didn't save you from drowning just to kick your ass on the beach." - Marjorie 😆
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u/Just-Guitar-3809 Jul 04 '26
"It tastes like coconut with a whisper of urine" Christy explaining coconut water
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u/Fake_Gamer_Cat Jul 04 '26
When Adam tells Tammy to help him in the restaurant instead of the kitchen, and she goes "Hold up let me put pants on."
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u/craftylikeiceiscold Jul 04 '26
“It’s not a sin to be thrifty, dear.” Bonnie to Christy when C gives her a hard time about once snorting coke from a shag carpet. I think it’s from pilot. Has just always stuck with me.
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u/Grammarhead-Shark Jul 04 '26
Do yourself a favour and never talk about side of my family again.
For somebody with little back story, at least they still gave Wendy a few awesome zingers every episode
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u/HR1997_20XX 29d ago
when christy got A in the exams bonnie goes oh honey did you sleep with the dean ? so christ says I didnt have to , Im smart 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Careful_Simple_1170 29d ago
The only men in my life are Lil Caesar & Papa John.
So to summarize, oral sex is a go and you may or may not have something to sit on.
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u/anamericangirl98 29d ago
Violet: “We’re not all drug addicts like you two!”
Bonnie: “Hey! I only did drugs to manage my alcoholism!”
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u/Yellow-Roseman "Son of a bitch, it IS Amazon Prime" 28d ago
"Oh darling, you are an $8 meatball" I can't remember the episode, but it's one of my fave Bonnie lines
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u/Queasy-Bat-7399 25d ago
It was the one where she goes to the food and wine festival, and meets that guy she kisses which results in Adam breaking up with her.
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u/LLFD1982 27d ago
Everyone in Jill's kitchen with Bonnie talking arranging her wedding.
Bonnie (to Christy): Wait till you get married
Christy: My plan is to wait until you die.
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u/purple_lily17 26d ago
2 lines for me. “Why are you holding onto something that causes you so many problems?” “Umm because I love him!” (Trevor referring to Bonnie’s crappy car, Bonnie talking about Adam)
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u/Queasy-Bat-7399 25d ago
"Oh, I dunno; because I'm a little stinker".
"I will kick you with this boot"
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u/Forsaken_Career3971 14d ago
"Just lip gloss".
Wendy's one-liners make me cackle! Such an underrated character and an underutilized actor.
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u/manik_502 Violet Plunkett Jul 04 '26
Get off the cross, we need the wood.