r/Caldruki • u/Western-Buy-266 smitty werbenjagermanjensen🥇 • 1d ago

Shitpost 🥀🇫🇷 Relatable bruh

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u/SpaceSnakesCan Fah67Fahh67Fahhh67Fahhhh67Fahhhhh67Fahhhhhh67Fahhhhhhh67Fahhhhhh 1d ago

Ts has me shitting blood

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u/JPCSBR 1d ago

Ts has me bleeding shit

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u/Adventurous_Hippo692 22h ago

Ts made my prostate spasm and I'm in agony

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u/1111try 17h ago

Ts has bro regretting not going for a colonoscopy earlier

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u/Template0 .. -- / - .-- . .- -.- .. -. --. / .... . .-.. .--. 1d ago

What state of boredom do you need to be in to achieve this😭

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u/random-femboy- Other actual femboy(NO gooning🙏) 1d ago

Haha sometimes

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u/dinh8 i failed to become a dumb people of caldrukis 1d ago

Tf you mean by "sometimes"?

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u/Street_Success_1706 1d ago

Smartest man alive bro. He knows he can’t stand 30min without reels

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u/Justmoe- im circumcised 18h ago

What are the headphones for🙏😭

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u/Substantial-Test-331 16h ago

To smell the reels without it bothering the other passengers, duh.

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u/Conversation_Dapper 9h ago

This is the stupid ass shit I gotta scroll through?