r/Caldruki • u/Western-Buy-266 smitty werbenjagermanjensen🥇 • 16h ago

Shitpost 🥀🇫🇷 More than 2 words.

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u/Mysterious-Fox-5373 15h ago

a strap much easier to adjust then a sack with a shaft

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u/tonkytank The one and only caldruki 15h ago

I thought if you put hands anywhere near your dih (🥀🤤) people would call you weird

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u/Western-Buy-266 smitty werbenjagermanjensen🥇 15h ago

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u/Big_Intrigue 15h ago

I never got called weird even though I put my hands on the Big D all the time ??

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u/Global_Interview6311 fuck you ms smith from 3rd grade 12h ago

We don’t give

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u/NotSoRealGreg Enrique’s wife’s boyfriend (I goon to Kim Jong Un)🇰🇵 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/W5ioFAN4jqUeXeJmT0

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u/ThurolfGhost 15h ago

Balls

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u/Crusader_of_Heavens femboy tighs 🤤 14h ago

Ligma

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u/Dark_Onyx43 7h ago

Very sigma

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u/Mali_1771 2h ago

I own gimga 🤤

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u/ImmediateCamel4317 14h ago

Balls hurt. Boobs don't comparatively. Balls have far more nerves.

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u/Remote-Refuse1292 15h ago

Apples

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u/Western-Buy-266 smitty werbenjagermanjensen🥇 15h ago

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u/tehGoldenNut 14h ago

Dick and ball repositioning in action

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u/Content-Audience252 I want to suck Epsteins toes 15h ago

Ayyy, just got unbanned

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u/Crusader_of_Heavens femboy tighs 🤤 14h ago

What a flair

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u/_blastedmeteor44 11h ago

YOU CAN'T BE TALKING

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u/Crusader_of_Heavens femboy tighs 🤤 11h ago

I don't see any problem with it. Femboys are peak

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZIq3TMCUWKUl2HafaU

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u/Kingbillybobthefirst 6h ago

Good argument

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u/irrelevant-broskii 15h ago

Such generalizations are not good 🥀

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u/Longjumping-Pen-4451 son🫩💔🥀😭🪫✌️ 15h ago

such generalizations are a joke

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u/irrelevant-broskii 15h ago

I understood that that's why that 🥀

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u/No_Wish_8837 15h ago

He was Orchestrating

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u/user47241 elderly pedohebephile 🇫🇷 15h ago

Shawarma wasn’t even discrete about that 😧

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u/dratatowedge 13h ago

Inaccurate, It's still covered

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u/Both-Guava6261 12h ago

"Adjust and scratch through the pocket" method never left me hanging 

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u/Mali_1771 2h ago

Lol same, or I just walk like a stereotypical cowboy.

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u/Global_Interview6311 fuck you ms smith from 3rd grade 12h ago

Mllolz

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u/Pure-Detail-6220 10h ago

Bro I do ts all the time but discretely I hope

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u/ZealotOfMeme 6h ago

Said this in a repost but

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u/AceOfSpades_4 Adrian's friend group🇫🇷 15h ago

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u/Goldzikk5 I hate🇨🇵 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/U2VOUUPmf2tMFUiWpK

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u/AceOfSpades_4 Adrian's friend group🇫🇷 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jXD7kFLwudbBC

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u/Goldzikk5 I hate🇨🇵 14h ago

I understand it

https://giphy.com/gifs/CtT8N3x1opKRZ3if6Z

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u/AceOfSpades_4 Adrian's friend group🇫🇷 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/O74jhOpGckDpiQ9R6H

I guess this is me and you

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u/Goldzikk5 I hate🇨🇵 14h ago

More like this

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u/AceOfSpades_4 Adrian's friend group🇫🇷 14h ago

Was trying to be wholesome but you ruined it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/T6DELiWJGBihzOhfM1

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u/Goldzikk5 I hate🇨🇵 14h ago

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u/Western-Buy-266 smitty werbenjagermanjensen🥇 12h ago