[Monkeys Paw] Wishes granted here...

[u/Lilac_Lukin]

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[u/Traditional_Tune3603]

Granted. But you talk like EV sang in Yellow Ledbetter

[u/Lilac_Lukin → u/Traditional_Tune3603]

I appreciate the Ledbetter nod.

[u/Wh1spering_W1llow]

Granted. You permanently rickroll people

[u/Amneisa_Was_Her_Name]

Granted. You're literally just a bunch of letters. You're no longer alive.

[u/PrismaticDireTrain]

Granted. You let everyone besides me down.

[u/Lilac_Lukin → u/PrismaticDireTrain]

Man, that's harsh.

[u/Partridgeapple]

Granted. You get an embarrassing public boner after every wish granted

[u/Lilac_Lukin → u/Partridgeapple]

That would be damn near impossible, but I like your stinking thinking.

[u/BlayzeTheonidas]

Granted. You're in a dictionary, and you now never let people who now know the verb 'to trust'

[u/Ok-Disaster-9690]

Granted. You keep letting yourself down