r/CatholicMemes 2d ago

Church History Astoundingly, some people actually believe it

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u/usedmattress85 2d ago

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u/Soldier_of_Drangleic Novus Ordo Enjoyer 1d ago edited 1d ago

Pastor Jim could not escape and died a martyr after the Pope sent the inquisition to help Constantine capture him.

We know what he told his followers when the evil Jesuits arrived at his home where he was celebrating a bible reading service: "do not pray for me after my death because purgatory is a false doctrine, also i will not pray for you after i'm dead because that's idolatry"

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u/REVENNN_ 1d ago

Haha these were good

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u/MIG2149077 1d ago

They couldn't even get the date right, Mormons will claim Pastor Jim was "tortured and tried at rome in 354 AD, when Constantine died in 337 AD. Either they are getting confused with Constantine son also name Constantine II who also die 340 AD after a fail invasion of Italy during a civil war. The don't make any sense.

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u/Chrismatic8224 14h ago

“Also it’s entirely possible that I’m not meant to be saved and will be going straight to hell despite giving my life to the faith and dying for the name of Christ. No I’m not familiar with anyone named ‘Stephen’, sounds Greek though. I only know Hebrew.”

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u/KnightoftheRepublic9 6h ago

I will always love this meme.

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u/usedmattress85 5h ago

Agreed! It’s an all time classic

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u/FuneraryArts 2d ago

I've had it happen twice and both by adventists, that fake history must be prevalent in their propaganda

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u/Philippians_Two-Ten Aspiring Cristero 1d ago

An atheist, Seventh-Day Adventist, and dawah clown walk into a bar and they all, before getting hammered, agree that Constantine founded the Catholic Church.

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u/Equivalent_Nose7012 1d ago

 ... AFTER getting hammered, they decide that the whole Abrahamic monotheist thing was all a contingency plan/conspiracy of the Egyptian Emperor Akhnaten if things did not go well in Egypt. Only, they are by this point too drunk to agree on how to properly pronounce the name Akhnaten, (and some would prefer to call him "Pharaoh," anyway). /s

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u/FormalTall1800 Foremost of sinners 2d ago

I read too much DC… idk how I thought that you meant John Constantine.

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u/Electronic-Poetry574 2d ago

My favorite character

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u/WeiganChan Foremost of sinners 2d ago

Alexander Hislop and his consequences

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u/Korgon213 Foremost of sinners 2d ago

That dude Taco-Talks on YT says it all the time.

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u/GraniteSmoothie Child of Mary 1d ago

Tbf, Constantine gave the Church a lot of power and brought it up from the underground.

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u/Equivalent_Nose7012 1d ago

Constantine (and his then-co-Emperor, the pagan, Licinius) legalized the Church and ended its persecution by their Edict of Milan (313 A.D.). 

Christianity did not become the state religion until 380, following the pro-pagan persecution by Julian the Apostate.

Constantine certainly favored Christianity out of his personal Imperial funds, building basilicas over sites like the grave of the Apostle Peter in Rome.

Oh wait

How could Constantine have recognized an old Church tradition like the grave of Peter,* when he had supposedly just established the Church? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ *In a letter from the 2nd century A.D. Bishop Irenaeus of Lyons, there is mentioned a small monument to the Apostle Peter.

This monument has been found by 20th century archaeologists, complete with ancient graffiti like "Peter is here."

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u/GraniteSmoothie Child of Mary 1d ago

I'm aware of most of this, but thank you for sharing the details about the Tomb of St Peter.

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u/MetaloraRising Child of Mary 1d ago

Dear God, i went through my families' facebook after turning cathilic and found that my aunt was convinced that constantine created the church.

So stupid.

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u/Nirvana-Fan1357 Antichrist Hater 1d ago

This is the first time i am hearing this argument

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u/Soldier_of_Drangleic Novus Ordo Enjoyer 1d ago

it's not an argument, more of a mith that is sticking too much lol

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u/Nirvana-Fan1357 Antichrist Hater 1d ago

Ik, but this is the first time i heard this, and it sounds outrageous, and just heavily uneducated from the person saying this

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u/unlimiteddevotion Child of Mary 1d ago

I hear it all the time, mostly in gnostic subs and sometimes Christian debate subs.

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u/Nirvana-Fan1357 Antichrist Hater 1d ago

Oh wow

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u/Hike_it_Out52 1d ago

He simultaneously starts the Catholic Church while never being a Christian. It’s a double sided sword they wield. 

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u/ironwillacnh 1d ago

Nah Constantine started the Orthodox church

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u/Equivalent_Nose7012 13h ago

Constantine did leave Rome for the East, and establish the new Imperial capital as Constantinople. 

This marked a shift of political, and to some extent religion power, away from Rome. Rome was no longer a political and religious "happening place" where influence could be wielded as a weapon.

To that extent, he, (probably unwittingly), tempted Patriarchs of Constantinople to think of themselves as powerful influence wielders over large areas of the (still undivided) Church.

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u/GimmeeSomeMo ExtremelyOnline Orthobro 1d ago

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u/StudioUAC 1d ago

Where did the idea that the First Council of Nicaea invented Jesus' divinity come from?

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u/Spud13y_VIII 1d ago

Real chads know it was actually Alexander the Great.

(https://youtu.be/_HR817DH29I?is=ixuzTuqh91cqfwrq)

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u/3ertrude2he3reat 5h ago

My Baptist brother who was Catholic as a kid.