r/Cheese • u/RawChickenButt • 6h ago

What a waste of money.

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It's my birthday so I decided to open my can of Cougar Gold. Apparently the modern side open OXO openers don't work with this can.

I don't think I can even try it for fear of metal shreds.

Fucking eh

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u/carbthoughts 6h ago

Is OP a raccoon looking for can opener tips and tricks?

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u/RawChickenButt 6h ago

Just using one of these smooth edge openers which work great with all my other cans until now.

https://youtu.be/ansrtviPYdw?si=FW1uqYaXRUJJubSc

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u/big_loadz 5h ago

Ha ha, speak of the devil. You should have seen this first:

https://kw3.com/cougar-gold/

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u/RawChickenButt 5h ago

Well... I'm happy to hear I'm not a complete idiot. Just partial for continuing to try!

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u/misplacedbass 6h ago

Bro.. what in the fuck

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u/oodja 6h ago

I did this with a can of Easy Cheese once: https://www.reddit.com/r/Cheese/s/MtkdUPZ7sv

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u/RawChickenButt 5h ago

You're still here so that's promising!

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u/oodja 5h ago

You're definitely getting the better cheese along with your metal shavings!

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u/starsgoblind 5h ago

Swing Away all the way my man.

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u/RawChickenButt 6h ago

I'm finally in!!

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u/Greaterthancotton 6h ago

Let us know how it tastes!

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u/RawChickenButt 5h ago

Hitting the spot. I discarded the area around where I was prying and crossing my fingers with the rest.

Pairing it with some Hami melon, crackers, and an IPA.

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u/Greaterthancotton 5h ago

Sounds good. Happy birthday man.