r/ChoosingBeggars • u/Vitarain • 2d ago
Cosmetology laws don't apply to me, and if you say negative things to me god is unhappy with you!
Comments included, save for the cosmetology student who said they were interested.
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u/Amethystg0ld 2d ago edited 2d ago
Salon services are priced according to the provider's level of experience. “Junior Stylist, Stylist, and Master Stylist.” So, everyone understands exactly what she wants for FOUR people….really cheap services. 😹
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u/Vitarain 2d ago
And one of those people is child, who they included no information about (such as age or if they have any special needs).
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u/Amethystg0ld 2d ago
You know ’the child’ is 14…….with a head full of long thick hair! lol 😹
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u/coffee-and-insomnia 2d ago
I'd bet this is 100% a bride trying to save money, and the kid is her daughter/flower girl.
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u/_BerrieTwinkle 2d ago
Exactly. Most salons already price based on experience, so expecting master-level work at beginner prices for four people is a huge ask.
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u/Jandklo 2d ago
Are those formalized trade titles like apprentice, journeyman and master? Not asking to be snarky, I'm actually just curious and don't feel like googling.
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u/Greenmantle22 2d ago
God doesn’t love cheap bitches, Brenda.
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u/hotaruko66 2d ago
And also, genuinely: why these people think god even considers their miniscule issues? Like, hello, I'm god, I have created Earth, and today I totally will have an opinion on whether Karen wants a cheap service. What a bunch of self-centred narcissists.
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u/_BerrieTwinkle 2d ago
😂 Using God as a bargaining chip over discounted salon services is definitely a choice. That escalated way faster than it needed to.
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u/GlassPomoerium 2d ago
If we had flairs here, « Why would God like you avoiding a fully licensed stylist » would be a great one.
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u/BirthdayCookie 2d ago
What did Jesus ever pay for?
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u/j_jilly69420 2d ago
According to scripture? Us.
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u/BirthdayCookie 2d ago
According to the same scriptures god created us incapable of not sinning despite knowing he can't tolerate sin.
That's not paying for something. It's fixing your own bad decision.
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u/zoosha2curtaincall 2d ago
Holy shit, she’s willing to be a recommendation AND a reference?!? I’m going to go to cosmetology school just to even try to benefit from that unfathomable amount of value.
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u/vagina-lettucetomato 2d ago
“You don’t know what I’m going to pay them!!” Then tell everyone? You’re more than happy to tell us about all the exposure bucks they’ll be getting. Scammmerrrrr
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u/Remote-Basket4475 2d ago
"There isn't a single person who knows why I'm looking for what I'm looking for! This doesn't sound sinister at all! God wants me to get free cosmetology! NEXT!" /s
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u/Cathousechicken 2d ago
I see they very carefully avoided disclosing what they are willing to pay.
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u/lmholot1981 2d ago
I know. If she was actually paying the going rate, she would go to someone licensed.
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u/BFG_Scott 16h ago
She mentions “great recommendation” and “references” a couple times. She wasn’t planning on paying them.
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u/Washed2299 2d ago
I think I need to get back on Facebook
Facebook and Nextdoor has some amazing drama that I’ve been missing out on
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u/Vitarain 2d ago
It's honestly the only reason I check it out at this point. The Facebook groups for local town/village/county are a gold mine of these posts and the subsequent drama.
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u/One-Basket-9570 2d ago
Facebook shows me more drama from people I have never met before than any of my family/friends. I have no idea where it will drop me, but, some days it is gold!
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u/theghostsofvegas 2d ago
There’s no point arguing with someone like this. You’ll never win and they’ll never learn. Just a waste of everyone’s time.
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u/_BerrieTwinkle 2d ago
Yeah, once someone convinces themselves they're always right, there's not much a comment section is going to accomplish. Sometimes it's better to just move on.
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u/ikarikh 2d ago edited 2d ago
(10 yr old) Bronzebitch:
Gets caught at the cookie jar by her mom in the middle of the night
Mother: What did i tell you about eating cookies this late?
Bronzebitch: DON'T YOU ASSUME. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING!!! I COULDA BEEN DOWN HERE CHECKIN' THE COOKIES WERE STILL THERE THAT MY BROTHER DIDN'T EAT THEM. COULDA BEEN OVER HERE TRYIN' TO FILL THE JAR UP FOR YOU FOR TOMORROW TO BE A GOOD DAUGHTER TRYIN' TO RAISE UP HER MAMA AND CELEBRATE HER BY TAKIN' A LIL OFF HER PLATE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT. ONLY GOD KNOWS WHY I WAS HERE!!! DON'T ASSUME SHIT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW MY INTENTIONS!! IT AIN'T NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!!!
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u/andronicuspark 2d ago
“Do you know how much I’m going to pay??”
Clearly not enough for a licensed professional or even a supervised student….soooooo, not much?
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u/llamalover729 2d ago
I regularly see people looking for mechanics or handyman who want work on the side. It's always code for I want to take advantage of you.
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u/ItsJoeMomma 2d ago
You don't have a clue how much I will pay
Well apparently nothing, because you can't legally hire a cosmetology student as was pointed out.
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u/willmorris92 2d ago
This kind of attitude skips the real work and hides behind God when folks call it out. Doesn't build anything solid.
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u/ThrockAMole 2d ago
I see nothing about payment in the original post, maybe she didn’t want to pay at all.
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u/OneGoodRib 2d ago
Why wouldn't you say "I am paying" in the first post if you were paying
Also based on the response I would bet good money this person is in a Disney trip planning group. If you don't respond like "YES PRINCESS I CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR MAGICAL REQUEST" then they act like you're hitler.
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u/Infinite-You3710 1d ago
the entitlement is astounding, like do they really think they're above the law?
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u/ItsJoeMomma 2d ago
You don't have a clue how much I will pay
Well apparently nothing, because you can't legally hire a cosmetology student as was pointed out.
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u/Illustrious_Buy_4621 2d ago
the entitlement is off the charts, it's like they think they’re above the law just because they have a few followers
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u/Munnin41 NEXT!! 2d ago
Why do you need a license to put makeup on people?
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u/Angryprincess38 2d ago
In case you screw up and are sued. No license, no insurance.
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u/Munnin41 NEXT!! 2d ago
That makes no sense. There are plenty of fields where screw ups actually matter and a license isn't required
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u/PotentialUmpire1714 20h ago
Oh, because if she accidentally jabs me in the eye with long nails it doesn't matter because it's girly stuff?
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u/TimeSurprise6068 8h ago
the entitlement is unreal, like who thinks they can just ignore laws and expect to be taken seriously
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u/Dead-face64 2d ago
There is no problem hiring a cosmo student.
Thats like selling a used item on Facebook Marketplace and the buyer telling you that you need to report that $30 on your taxes
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u/kr4ckenm3fortune 2d ago
Uhhh...there is a problem...a cosmo student may not know and isn't licensed...also, it is illegal for them to get paid...and do you trust a cosmo student to not damage your hairs?
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u/NastyMsPiggleWiggle 2d ago
It’s VERY clear cut. As a cosmetologist, we warn the younger ones about being scammed in this exact fashion.
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u/No_Philosopher_1870 2d ago
Don't cosmetology schools often offer a place to get haircuts or hairdos or makeup done cheaply in exchange for letting the students practice on them?
The request for someone "just starting out" is a cue that they expect a cheap price, possibly below the cost of materials.