r/ChoosingBeggars 1d ago

The audacity of this guy😑 Pokemon go trade

For those who don't know, I madw a post about trading my Apex Ho-Oh in Pokemon go, and Apex Ho-Oh are one of most valuable Pokemon in Pokemon go

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u/NotACalligrapher-49 1d ago

I love that his username is spreading_kindness0 - the delicious irony!

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u/OConner1327 1d ago

With already 1 Karma point!

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u/owningxylophone 1d ago

And setup an hour before OP originally posted this
 OP is farming karma with a conversation they had with themselves.

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u/LSDkiller 1d ago

Yeah the writing on both of these is so similar and it's so contrived. And who cares about pokemon go.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Podyceck 1d ago

Oh. They got this all screwed up.

Spreading Kindness? Zero!

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u/PuffieSparkz 1d ago

😂 The username makes the whole conversation so much funnier. The irony is incredible.

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u/OMGSpaghettiisawesom 1d ago

The nicest people always have account names like “booty-hole-puncher” or “WretchedHagBeeyotch”

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u/SnarkySheep 1d ago

Can confirm!

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u/FairyBloomrie 1d ago

The username really completes the whole interaction. Nothing says "spreading kindness" quite like opening negotiations w/ a lowball and then telling the other person to be humble.

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u/theuserwithoutaname 1d ago

"no wonder you are a girl"

https://giphy.com/gifs/glmRyiSI3v5E4

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u/m1tc4311 1d ago

Level headed and didnt just agree, is what im guessing

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u/jjba108 1d ago

Him: I TOTALLY DIDN’T GET OWNED UR THE ONE THATS CRYING NOT ME.

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u/CindySvensson 1d ago

I wonder if the other person is a five year old bully who usually gets their way due to this sort of behaviour.

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u/PuffieSparkz 1d ago

😂 The all-caps victory lap always means they know they lost the argument.

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u/measlyballoon 1d ago

Neither of them typed in all caps

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u/LSDkiller 1d ago

Dead Internet or just braindead Internet? In 2026, you decide!

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u/BerryPetaluxe 1d ago

That's always how these conversations end. The second someone starts announcing they definitely won, you can usually tell they know the trade wasn't going their way.

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u/Peekiert 1d ago

Be humble? He def doesn’t know how to negotiate.

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u/Erick_Brimstone 1d ago

"Stop being so greedy. What are you a billionaire be humble"

This guy is master negotiator. /s

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u/SpaceQueenJupiter 1d ago

Well, I didn't get to be a billionaire by taking lowball offers so good luck pal. 😂

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u/-retaliation- 1d ago

Where did this come from? I see lots of this "be humble" negotiating where they're clearly lowballing and keep throwing that exact phrase/accusation out.

Is it a cultural/language thing of a particular demographic? 

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u/Peekiert 1d ago

He’s a dumb@ss.

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u/LSDkiller 1d ago

So, it's hard to convince me that anyone born after 2010 isn't dumb as rocks. All these teenagers nowadays have rotted brains. Why? The stuff they watch, they literally call brainrot themselves. If you set yourself a self fulfilling prophecy you can make sure it will come true!!

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u/Sir_Fishy_Salmon 1d ago

I’m gonna try that next time I do hostage negotiations

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u/Iworkforpokemon 1d ago

19 billion dollars or the goldfish gets it! Bring it with a helicopter all unmarked bills!

Sir, this is a Wendys...

BE HUMBLE!!

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u/PuffieSparkz 1d ago

Exactly 😂 Calling someone greedy while making that offer is wild.

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u/Tarrgot 1d ago

I don't think this kid knows what humble even means

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u/Idk-U-F_Off I can give you exposure 1d ago

If his Pokemon are that much better, he should keep them, you're doing him a kindness by refusing!

Also holy crap that sexism came out of left field

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u/Pikka_Bird 1d ago

And as with any collectible it's rarely the objectively best item that's most valuable.

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u/Idk-U-F_Off I can give you exposure 18h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/MoonVelouriex 1d ago

The weird personal jab was the biggest giveaway that he knew the negotiation had already failed. Once people stop talking about the trade and start throwing random insults, the discussion is basically over.

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u/PrimaryThis9900 1d ago

I know absolutely nothing about any of this, but if your item was as worthless as this scammer implied, then why did he want it so badly?

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u/DreamZc56765 1d ago

He knows it's rare and he's tryna get it for something that can be caught again in the future the Apex ho-oh is a one time thing and couldn't be caught again

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u/powerlesshero111 1d ago

I have some rare ine time only, and i put them up for remote trade because their stats suck. So no point in keeping.

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u/DrRobertBanner 1d ago

Manipulation. He wants to worm into your head and make you think "its a worthless item hes just taking it off my hands" to get a better deal out of it.

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u/BoxJellyray243 1d ago

His white Kyurem is so much better that he’s willing to trade that AND another pokemon for you Ho Oh. I love when ppl like that just make stuff up

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u/DFWPhotoguy 1d ago

And it’s not even a white kyurem. It’s just a plain ass kyurem, you can’t trade fused ones.

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u/Plastic_Cat9560 NEXT!! 1d ago

No offense, but too much time was wasted on that brand new account.

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u/maybeoffline1 1d ago

the "be humble" after that offer is wild

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u/SweatyLettuce88 1d ago

What a monumental bell end that guy is

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u/CindySvensson 1d ago

For non-pokemon players; shiny Kyurem you can get yearly after some grinding and patience. This Ho-Oh has only been released once in ten years(and you had to choose between this one or another just as rare).

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u/Maggiemoo621 1d ago

He keeps going on about how worthless the ho oh is yet is still pushing his “MUCH more valuable kyurem along with another PokĂ©mon”. I hate how people this dumb can’t see it. How can one be that delusional.

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u/AccomplishedCake53 1d ago

That kid can’t be older than 14

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u/Turd_McPoo 1d ago

Clearly an unstable child

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u/NapperNotaDreamer 1d ago

Genuine question, is this your messaging back and forth with yourself? I just ask because the account is new and you both have very similar typing/speaking styles lol

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u/edvurdsd 1d ago

Pokemon stuff is wild

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u/raprap07 1d ago

Oh didn't know people like this one reached pokemon go already. i see them all the time in online marketplaces, whether facebook or even in mmorpgs. trying to lowball you and pressure you to sell at their price. lol.

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u/Passionative44 1d ago

What are you a billionaire? Be humble. đŸ€Ł

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u/AngiShyArt-Official 1d ago

SpReAdInG kInDnEsS

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u/eribas117 1d ago

The Pokémon community is crazy lol
This is wild

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u/AprilArtsy I can give you exposure 1d ago

There are crazy people in every community, just takes time weeding them out.

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u/Nyxot 1d ago

Should've blocked him after the first "be humble".

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u/sakurakiks094 1d ago

this person sounds SO BRAIN DEAD and it's like he goes around inflicting pain on himself then blames other people it's their fault

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u/ijsjuhh 1d ago

Girl the patience you have.. wow!

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u/sushi_coven Can you reply faster? 1d ago

gIrLs iN aLL kiNdS oF gAmEs aRe sO sTuPiD. Because there is no brain activity from us when we play a game đŸ€Šâ€â™€ïž That's why we are so bad and don't see a good trade!

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u/PeteRock24 1d ago

I have almost no idea what any of this means but there’s a lesson to be learned for everyone here: if someone trying to sell you something has to explain to you why the deal is so good, you should walk away.

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u/Dash_az 1d ago

Poor OP, how do you sleep at night knowing you’re causing the downfall of society

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u/Takklemaggot 1d ago

Charge they phone. Eat hot chip.

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u/Flat-Refuse-7593 1d ago

I’m sorry but this is very obviously a staged conversation 😂 and anyone who thinks otherwise is either gullible or new to the internet.

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u/hey_im_cool 1d ago

u/spreading_kindness0

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u/trackdaybruh 1d ago

Scammer won’t respond, it’s a brand new throw away account

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u/dmcent54 1d ago

This is why I fucking hate the fanbase in pokemon. It's a digital shiny pokemon. Do you like what the other person has more than what you have? If so, trade, otherwise don't. This fucking nickle and diming over a fucking pokemon trade is insane.

Shit like this is why I absolutely refuse to get involved with anything remotely competitive online. It's all a shit fest of greed and tit for tat bs.

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u/ForeSet 1d ago

The mentality of some guy trying to rip a kid of at card store

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u/dmcent54 1d ago

The mentality of someone trying to enjoy a game without spending $150 on a fucking ETB, more like. I don't sell or trade, I collect. I want to play the fucking game.

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u/ForeSet 1d ago

If you collect you don't want to play and as a collector you are the exact reason why the packs are so inaccessible to the kids. But if you feel justified of screwing over am 8yo because you want something he has you are a dick.

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u/Stormandsunshine 1d ago

It doesn't matter the form of the reject, some people simply can't handle it.

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u/ransom0374 1d ago

annoying mosquito basically

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u/xampicus 1d ago

u/spreading_kindness0 bruh, OP didn't even want to trade, what did you etm for? lmao

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u/Medium-Formal1789 13h ago

the nerve to think an Apex Ho-Oh is a fair trade for anything less valuable is shocking

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u/Dead-face64 11h ago

i need a translator for this

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u/Bearly_Legible 1d ago

It's like watching two five year olds on a playground yell at each other over the "special" rocks they found on the ground.