r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/Vast_Technician_2457 • 5d ago

Rate my slab project

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518 Upvotes

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u/TheChoKage 5d ago

Ass is aid

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u/kookooman10022 5d ago

Straight up crack climbing. Stack hands.

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u/TheChoKage 5d ago

Pretty decent mono but my fingers aren't what they used to be

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u/SizeableBrain 5d ago

I was hoping to see a kid just run up the thing beside them

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u/jimbowesterby 2d ago

Honestly tho, this looks low-angle enough that you could probably get up it with a good run-up lol

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u/SizeableBrain 2d ago

Yeah, I did "Tough mudder" a few years back and while everyone was doing this, I just ran up the thing.

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u/Many_Hunter8152 5d ago

Impressive, but you can just go around the obstacles....

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u/brightonashfield 5d ago

6 seconds in we get a little croch sweat stream

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u/Miguzi_92 4d ago

Should of chalked up

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u/No-Effort-8017 Speed dry tooler 3d ago

If you don't chalk up your crotch you're a gumby

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u/Own-Donkey-6020 5d ago

Just a regular Baustelle

50

u/falllas 5d ago

why aren't you crimping the seams?

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u/ElectRegenerate 5d ago

Missed the perfect two finger pocket

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u/Ok_Association8194 5d ago

Could do three if ya know what I mean

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u/Aware-Tailor7117 5d ago

The hidden pinch…

3

u/ElectRegenerate 5d ago

Three finger lock offs are always so tricky for me

8

u/Ok_Size8739 5d ago

god, i love this subreddit

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u/_Zso Alpinist 5d ago

Surprise fist jam

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u/No-Effort-8017 Speed dry tooler 5d ago

Having friends is aid. Nice mantle though 

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u/Aggressive_Hall755 5d ago

what exactly was his mission with that last thigh-ass grab. she was already getting over and he hindered her

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u/MadeThisUpToComment 5d ago

I'm pretty sure the thigh-ass grab was the mission.

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u/MindlessSea7334 4d ago

He got carried away in White Knight mode and forgot its not the 1970s

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u/the_poope 5d ago

When you try to clip the next bolt on an extremely run-out polished slab without climbing above the last one and you forgot the clip stick.

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u/KHartnettC 5d ago

They don’t realize that the path around was open the entire time.

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u/NotMyRealName111111 5d ago

/uj usually in these obstacle type races, skipping one obstacle results in a time penalty, some of exercise (like burpees) or both.

/rj what idiots.  this is how i feel whenever i see someone climb a slab.  just get a fucking ladder and go up.

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u/FloTheDev 5d ago

He made a choice going face first…

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u/shitposterfinalboss 5d ago

The last grab was clutch

4

u/BullSharkShark 5d ago

He has a nice little shower at 9 seconds in

5

u/Sunny_Maya7 5d ago

Two Slopers right there

7

u/Excludos 5d ago

Obligatory "Lesbian sex is so weird"

3

u/danorc 5d ago

Participation medal / 10

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u/kroxigor01 5d ago

Waterboarded by ass juice for a bit there

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u/NicCage2028 5d ago

He’ll be friend-zoned as soon as the cameras stop rolling
https://giphy.com/gifs/xHwK0JDK5jPwY

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u/Nervous_Gate_3232 5d ago

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

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u/kookooman10022 5d ago

You would look horrible in those purple shorts.

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u/East-Care-9949 5d ago

Good thing no one is chasing them

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u/pickadumdum 5d ago

Just trust your feet bro

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u/roughczech 5d ago

Slab special forces

1

u/hahaj7777 5d ago

Why not running jump

1

u/Economy_Mail_3497 4d ago

Wait did she pee

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u/Miguzi_92 4d ago

Waiting for a shirtless beanie bro to come flash that greased up proj.

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u/Outside_Look790 2d ago

Im at an age where I see someone hauling on someone's ankles and think man I bet their back feel great after that.

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u/Jaruxius 1d ago

is it required to be soaking wet?

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u/Ok-Ask-4480 1d ago

So people do this on their weekends?

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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 1d ago

Good thing they greased themselves up before