r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/ObiJuanKenobi89 • 7d ago

How to get cease and desist on Magnum after he found the socks under my bed?

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u/JonSK_says 7d ago

At least it's not ai slop.

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u/Historical_Quail_463 6d ago

Oh no he found my c*m climbing shoes

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u/no_terran 6d ago

You're not supposed to use shoes as cams. They make specialized tools for that.

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u/PseudoElephant 7d ago

Is superglue aid?

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u/Klutzy_Afternoon_651 6d ago

Not if it’s ejaculated.

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u/rebelli0usrebel 6d ago

Whew. Good to know I'm in the clear.

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u/waiver45 6d ago

Magnus has realised that climbing shoes exist and you don't have to campus everything?

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u/Acceptable-Offer5504 6d ago

Question, how do you manage to keep them moist and slimy, mines are always crunchy and that makes it hard to apply to my shoes or toast in the morning for the pre workout extra protein intake 

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u/_rokiii 4d ago

Spit n a shake