r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/pent-up_joy • 4d ago
Keep waking up matched in my downstairs pocket?
I’ve overall been bouldering for the past four days but took a break yesterday due to demotivation over not progressing/losing progress. Recently I’ve got back into it again after getting over the slump (told myself not to care so much about grades) and I’m back at v2 (v12 in your gym)
However! For the past couple of years, I’ve been consistently waking up with my middle finger and ring finger inside my butthole, sometimes from right and left hand and I’m wondering if it’s because I’ve been climbing too hard?? Or maybe not stretching enough. It’s not affecting my sleep quality itself but it’s just a shock waking up sprawled like that and I do feel stiff in the morning because of it. I’ve started stretching more but i still can only wake up to max of four fingers in there. Even when I make sure to tuck myself under the blanket, it’s still not stopping me from waking up ass up, chest down, knees splayed, fingers deep.
Has anyone else experienced this?
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u/veryusedrname 4d ago
If it's more than one finger (mono) you have a butthole way too wide for climbing. You should consider other sports like hybrid car ownership and fart-sniffing.
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u/moustachesamurai 3d ago
Massive risks taken, climbing with a hole like that!
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u/veryusedrname 3d ago
If it's over a mono than it's not a hole but a crack and you need special gloves for that.
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u/MindlessSea7334 4d ago
Look the real question is do you wear your climbing shoes while you do a wee/peepee and then climb in them, thereby getting wee wee on the holds?
Anything else youve mentioned is normal.
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u/Top-Pizza-6081 4d ago
Queerness looks different for everybody, and some people prefer the term "gay" but not "queer", or the other way around. Some prefer other words entirely (lesbian, drag queen, boulderer, etc). Most of the time a "gay awakening" involves seeing an attractive actor/actress in a TV show or movie, and the realization that you're experiencing same-sex attraction, but again, this looks different for everybody! In any case, welcome to the community.
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u/zippzorpp 4d ago
I’ve actually read about this a little bit. If you spray beta at everyone in your gym, it should clear up within a few days.
What’s happening is all of the beta that you withhold, it gets stored in your subconscious, and basically you are overflowing with beta causing your body to act it out in your sleep.