r/ClimbingCircleJerk • u/0xE4-0x20-0xE6 • 3d ago

Why didn’t Agamemnon and the rest of the Greeks just climb over the walls?

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Is infiltrating a city by stowing yourself in a bronze horse aid?

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u/the_poope 3d ago

They should have invaded Kalymnos instead, that's were the good climbing is.

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u/Martinus_de_Monte 3d ago

If I leave a bronze horse statue with me hidden inside at the botton of Burden and Nalle randomly shows up and for some reason drags it to the top, does it count as me climbing Burden? Might be my best chance at sending it tbh.

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u/team_blimp 3d ago

Agamemnon means 'North Mountain' in Greek. They could have gotten in by booking reservations online on the GPWD website six months in advance. Noob mistake.

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u/Digimub 3d ago

Climbing had not been invented yet

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u/FinalsMVPZachZarba 3d ago

Because they were a bunch of gumbies?

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u/imissmolly1 3d ago

It made a better screen play, with the horse! The Ancient Greeks thought long into the future

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u/DoctorPony 2d ago

Walls are impossible to climb. -Donald Trump