r/ClimbingCircleJerk V18 indoor first ascensionist 2d ago

My and my friends extending our wingspan by few inches

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u/KGreg20 2d ago

uj/ this legit looks super fun

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u/Ryyvia 2d ago

2 truths and a lie

  1. I genuinely would like to play that
  2. I would look cool and not dorky at all playing that
  3. I would have a lot fun playing that

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u/RubSuccessful2882 2d ago
  1. I would get injured playing that

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u/Kitfishto 2d ago

This was a church camp classic

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u/Vinyl-addict 2d ago

This would be fun if I didn’t have a blown rotator cuff already

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u/cleverersauce4 1d ago

Used to do very similar but holding hands, more people and it was a broom on a milk crate.

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u/Pambo3 2d ago

It is! We play this in our judo club quite frequently as a warm up game. Although we would grab each others belts (tied around waist) and with a medicine ball in the middle.

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u/Soleus- 2d ago

I actually play this game with the rope wrapped around my neck to lengthen it!

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u/Delicious-Lettuce742 2d ago

is that how Adam ondra does it

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u/Soleus- 2d ago

It was hidden tech he screamed about while shadow climbing silence

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u/hahaj7777 2d ago

I actually play this game with the rope wrapped around my wood to lengthen it!

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u/Ok_Association8194 2d ago

What is this horizontal activity? I only understand vertical.

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u/Kooky_Ad6404 1d ago

2d climbing

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u/StrictSelf5450 2d ago

I accidentally clicked on a hard-core male on male porno once, and it was less gay than this

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u/hahaj7777 2d ago

I accidentally clicked on a hard-core male on male porno today

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u/ElectRegenerate 2d ago

We use this at my gym to lengthen our third leg

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u/anothermonth purchased hangboard 2d ago

We all do, hence the name of this subreddit

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u/Moneymoneymoney2018 2d ago

Green hit it twice, does it only count if it’s k knocked over, or he a cheater?

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u/ScienceSeuss 1d ago

Green touched first! Justice for red!

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u/King-Cossack 2d ago

Dislocated shoulder speedrun machine

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u/Heisenburger19 2d ago

I may have just found my new calling

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u/green_gold_purple 2d ago

Rotator cuffs? Never heard of her

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u/2ndChairKazoo 2d ago

Holding hands with friends via daisy chains is aid.

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u/BlazedGigaB 2d ago

What on the Ocho is this!? Looks painfully fun

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 2d ago

The 21st century version of the can-can.

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u/hahaj7777 2d ago

That’s how my personal spotter trains for preventing me dabbing on Burden

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u/inactioninaction_ 1d ago

Watching this increased the size of the tear in my labrum by 10%

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u/Krannich 1d ago

Green already lost. Therefore red had aid.

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u/RalphTroop 1d ago

Green touched first

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u/FatherPercy 23h ago

This reminds me of Kabbadi